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Patsy knocked on the door to the bathroom "Liam, do you need some Gas-X?" She asked him. "No!" Liam replied. "Well, you've been in there for an awfull long time. What wrong?" Patsy asked. "Go away! I'm just having a bad hair day." He ansewered. "Well, let me come in, maybe I can help." Patsy said. "No! I don't want you to see me like this. I'm a monster." Liam said. "Liam! It's okay. I have bad hair days, too." Patsy said. "Well,. . .alright you can come in. But, only you." He said. (dramatic close up of Patsy's hand as she slowly reaches for the doorknob and then slowly turns it) She opens the door. (dramatic music in backround) To Patsy's horror she sees a. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .piece of Liam's hair sticking up in the air, totally misplaced. She tries to hide the fact that she's appalled. "Liam, its okay, it happens to everyone." She said trying to stay calm, despite the fact that she was considering if she should even stay with him an hour longer. "No, its not! I'm shaving my head. It's time, Patsy. I have to end my misery!" Liam said stubornly. "But Liam! Are you sure this is the ansewer?" She asked worriedly, would he really be as handsome bald. "Yes, there isn't any other way out!' he said. I'm supposed to look gorgeous! This (he pionts at the horn) is not gorgeous! I have to escape the misery of seeing this horn everyday! Its always there. I even tried calling the Hair Help Hotline at 1-800-HAIR-HELP. But, even that couldn't help. They said they'd never heard of a case so tragic. I have shave my head! (dramatic music) (a close-up of Liam's hand as he shaves his hair away) When he finished he looked in the mirror. "Oh, how I've longed for this! How beautiful, no horns!" THE END
