One day Oasis was in the recording studio. And Noel wanted to cover a song but, he didn't like any of the ideas they came up with.

"How about 'She loves you' by The Beatles?" Liam sugguested.

"No, that's what everyone expects from us, a Beatles song." Noel replied.

"How about a Rolling Stones song?" Andy suggested.

"We did that once already." Noel replied.

"Well, what type of a song do you want to cover?" Gem asked.

"Something totally different, that nobody would ever expect from any musician, something no one has ever done." Noel said.

Noel went home and thought about what song to do. When he couldn't think of a song, he decided to read some nursery ryhmes to Anias. He started to read one called 'Wee Willie Winkle.'

"This is it! This is the song we'll cover! It's perfect!" Noel exclaimed.

Noel couldn't wait to tell the band.

The next day. . .

Noel walked into the studio. "I found the song to cover!" He said to the band.

"What song?" Andy asked.

"It goes like this: 'Wee willie winkle runs through the town, upstairs, downstairs, in his nightgown, rapping on the windows, crying through the locks, are all the children in bed, it's past 8 o'clock?' Isn't it great?!?"

They all stared at him.

"Um, uh, Noel, you're serious?" Gem asked.

"Well, uh, yeah!"

"Noel, I really don't think our fans would, um, appreicate a song of that. . .well, genre." Liam said.

"Are you kidding? They'd love it!" Noel replied.

"Oh, yeah! We should just do a whole nursrey ryhme album!" Liam said sarcasticly.

"That's a great idea, Liam!" Noel exclaimed.

"You're scareing me, Noel. That song is. . .I can't even say it, I never thought I'd see the day that someone would have to say this to you. You've always been such a great musician. Why all of a sudden is this happening?" Liam wondered out loud.

"I don't understand." Noel said, confused.

Andy decided to speak up.

"What Liam is trying to say is that that idea is stupid! That song is the dumbest song I've ever heard and we wouldn't have any fans left if we did that song. If we do that song on an Oasis album, I'm quitting the band!"

"Me, too." Alan said.

"Yeah, I agree, I'll quit also." Gem said.

Noel looked at Liam.

"Why are you looking at me? I won't quit the band, I'll kick you out, even if you put it on a b-side!" Liam exclaimed.

Alan, Andy and Gem all looked at each other and nodded. "That's a better deal." Alan agreed.

"I can't believe you lads. You used to have such refined taste in music." Noel said.

"So did you." Andy replied.

"Alright, fine, I won't record it." Noel said.

The rest of the recording of the album seemed to go fine. They did a cover of 'She Loves You' by The Beatles.

But then, one day Andy was listening to the radio when he heard the DJ say "And here's the new one by Oasis, I haven't listened to it yet but I'm anxious to hear what is sounds like. It's called 'Wee Willie Winkle.'" She almost started laughing. Andy quickly pushed a cassette in and started recording. And then he heard Noel singing that nursry ryhme with music that sounded like something on a preschool aged kins show.

Andy ran to the phone and called up Liam.

Liam answered "Hello?"

"Liam, come over here quick, its an emergency! You have to here this."

Liam came over. "What's is it?" He asked when he came through the door.

"It's Noel, he recorded 'Wee Willie Winkle' and released it as a single under the band's name! And the bass player on the song is horrible, I know I play a lot better then him!"

"But, he said he wounldn't record it!" Liam replied.

"I have to get my mind off this somehow." Andy said.

"Turn on the telly, then." Liam suggested.

When Andy turned it on, what he saw nearly burned holes into his eyes it was so ridiculous.

It was Noel in a nightgown running up and down the stairs, then he starting knocking on windows and then he started yelling into locks on doors, while singing that horrible song.

Then the VJ came on and said "Well, that was the new one from Oasis. Very, uh, interesting and unexpected from them."

"This is humiliating." Liam said.

Then they flipped to a talk and interview show and they saw the host holding up a graph and explaining it:

"You see so, this all means that before Oasis put out 'Wee Willie Winkle' this morning there was about 3 million copies of the new CD sold and now after the single was released there is only 1,000 who haven't yet asked for a refund and either those 1,000 are very small children or they haven't heard the song yet. But, I'm sure they will soon since Oasis is promoting this song so much."

"Noooo! Our fans!" Liam cried out with his eyes welling up.

Andy flipped it again. And what he saw was Noel preforming the song on national television in a nightgown.

"Noel! Please, you're ruining my career!" Andy cried.

"Our popularity is slipping by the second!" Liam exclaimed.

"I know, what should we do?" Andy wondered out loud.

"We have to get the song off the air, we need to steal the tapes from the radio stations and the music video channels, too." Liam said.

"Yeah, let's do it now!" Andy agreed.

So, Andy and Liam stole the videos from the music television channels and stole the song from the radio stations and the song and video were never played again. They also went to all the talk shows and told them never to invite Noel to sing 'Wee Willie Winkle' on their shos or they would regret it very much. And it worked, even though they had no idea what they would do to them if they did invite him to sing it on their show.

Back at Noel's house, he kept wondering why he never heard about 'Wee Willie Winkle' again and decided it must've been a bad move and decided to stick to Beatles songs in the future.