Liam went to Noel's house with Lennon. Liam walks in without knocking at 2AM.
"Liam, what do you want?" Noel asked.
"I wanna go to the zoo." Liam ansewered.
"No!"
"Please! I have to go the zoo!" Liam said.
"That's what you said when you wanted to go to the museum." Noel replied.
"But, I wanna take the kids, what would they say if you don't take them." Liam said concerned.
"They can't talk yet." Noel said.
In baby "language". . .
"I have to go to the zoo, I'm mad fer it! Lennon said to Anias.
"Oi! Yeah! You're Daddy will ruin the trip! Anias replied.
"Well, my Daddy is cuter tehn your Daddy and he doesn't eat cheeseburgers all the time!" Lennon bragged.
"Oh, alright! We'll go!" Noel said.
At the zoo . . .
Liam sees employees that are entertainment dressed up as animals.
"Oh no! Noel we're going to turn into animals!" Liam said worriedly.
"Oh, please! What is wrong with you? You idiot! Who taught you these things!" Noel was saying.
But, Liam is already gone and left Noel with both babies. Lennon starts to cry because his Daddy left. Noel picks him up.
"Oh, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny!" Noel said to him in a baby voice. Anias started crying out of jealousy.
In baby language . . .
Lennon wickedly laughed: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Anias cried even more. Noel didn't know what to do.
Meanwhile. . .
Liam was saying to himself: "I must set free the animals, its the only way to release them of their wrath so, they won't turn everyone into animals. I can't be an animal, what will the girls at my concerts think? Be free, animals, be free!"
Noel finds Liam talking to himself.
"Liam, come on." Noel says irritatedly. And yanks him away.
"But, Noel, I must set the animals free!" Liam yelled.
"No, you don't. Do you know what chaos you'll make if you do? Besides, you'd die if you did that!" Noel said.
Back in "baby language" . . .
"My Daddy is trying to be nice by setting the animals free, your Daddy is just mean and eats them instead!" Lennon told Anias.
"Your Daddy is just an idiot." Anias said frowing.
Back in regular people language. . .
Liam had to free the animals, he couldn't let himself be transformed into an animal. That would not be considered cool at all, not any country. He needed to have a chance to sneak away alone to free the animals.
"Hey, Noel, why don't you take Anias to see the elephants, she loves those elephants. She's mad fer Lennon's elephant stuffed animal, you know!" Liam said to Noel.
"Oh," Noel said. "Okay, of course. If she likes them!"
Liam knew Noel couldn't resist pleasing Anias. Now, for freeing the animals.
"Alright, Lennon, let's free some animals!" Liam exclaimed.
Liam headed for the monkeys.
When he got there, the monkeys seemed to be asleep, at least that's what they wanted him to think.
He went up to the cage and opened it. "Be free, monkeys, be free!" He said to them.
A zookeeper saw Liam and walked up to him. "You have to come with me, sir!"
A monkey jumped on Liam's back. "Oh no, nooo, he's turning me! Ahhh! Ahhh!" Liam screamed.
They put Liam in an insane aslyum because he wouldn't stop talking about how he was gonna turn any mintue. Noel had to come down to the aslyum and explain how this was not usual behavior of Liam's, he's always been this way and that his family and friends knew how to handle it so, that they would release him.
THE END
