One day Noel was at the pub and just happened to look over where a hot lady was sitting.
"Hello, my name is Noel. What's yours?" Noel asked the lady.
"Gertrude. But, my friends call me Gerrie." She said.
"Oh." Noel said. He remembered what Liam had said about that one day in the pub and that lady named Gertrude likes to say 'you're such a teaser.'
"Well, Noel said to Gertrude. "It was nice meeting you but, I just remembered I have to go, bye."
"Oh, you're such a teaser!" Gertrude replied.
Noel ran out of the pub adn to Liam's house as fast as he could, from what had said she pretty fast.
He busted into Liam's house.
"Noel, that's the second time you did that!" Liam exclaimed.
"I'm sorry." Noel replied.
"You'd better have a good reason for knocking down my door!"
"I do! There's a monster out there! And you know that I'm scared of monsters. And her name is Gertrude." Noel said.
"Did you say. . .Gertrude!?!? Lock the doors, the windows and anything else you can lock! That lady is a monster, Noel. But, not just any monster, oh, no, a terrible monster!"
Suddenly, they hear a banging noise. Gertrude was saying 'you're such a teaser' so loud that it was shaking the whole neighbourhood. Noel and Liam ran out the back door to go to Andy's house. They jumped into Liam's car, they almost didn't make it because of the shaking and she ran as fast as the car. They ran through red lights so, police were after them but, as soon as the police saw Gertrude, they turned around and went back to the police station, were they were safe.
"I think we lost her." Noel said with relief.
They got out of teh car and walked up the driveway to Andy's house.
"Oh, hi blokes." Andy said, when he ansewered the door.
"Hi, Andy." Noel said.
"May we come in?" Liam asked.
They came in and who do they see pictures of? Gertrude. They stared at them with scared looks on their faces.
"That's my girlfried. Isn't she wonderfull? Would you like to meet her? I'll call her over so, you can meet her, okay?" Andy said.
"No! No! No! Noooo!" Liam and Noel both said.
Andy stared at them confused. "Why not? Don't you want to meet my girlfriend?" Andy asked.
Liam and Noel looked at each other.
"We won't have enough time to talk. . .um.. .we just came to see if. . .I left my guitar pick here so, uh. . .did I?" Noel asked.
Andy gave Noel a weird look. "Uhh. . .no." Andy replied.
"Okay then, bye. Thank you, anyway." Liam said.
When Liam opened the door to leave Gertrude was standing there. Liam backed away and let her in.
"Oh, you came just in time, love." Andy said.
Liam got the chills just thinking about calling her love.
"Oh, you're such a teaser!" Gertrude said.
"Oh, say it again, love!" Andy said.
Noel was horrified, does Andy really like her saying 'you're such a teaser.'
"Um. . .well. . .we have to go now." Noel said.
"Noooo! Don't go. . .we. . .I mean you haven't met Gertrude yet!" Andy said.
"Well, if we stay here any longer, we will miss our bus to the pub." Liam said.
"Oh, well good, bye." Andy said sadly.
And so that's it unil next time with the next Gertrude story. We leave you with the questions: Does Andy really like her saying 'you're such a teaser'? If so, is he really in lover with her? And, does Gertrude have a purpose being with Andy?
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