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One day Liam and Noel were walking together joking around, saying that each other's outfit was better then the others.
And Noel decided to joke around more deeply into the subject, thinking it would make the occasion funnier.
"You know, I'm definitely the most good-looking of the band, all the girl fans think I'm the best-looking." Noel said, thinking Liam knew he was joking.
Liam starts to look very, very, very mad.
Noel continued on: "And I'm totally the best singer, you're just okay, nobody likes your singing better then mine, everybody knows I'm the best songwriter, nobody likes "Little James."
Liam looks really sad now, and runs away, weeping loudly and knocking people over and trampling onto them and pushing fan away, that wanted his autograph.
He ran to his mother's, Peggy's, house.
He busted through the door, breaking it.
"Mum, Noel was mean to me, can't you ground him?" Liam said, between sobs.
Peggy sighed. "What did he do this time?" Peggy asked.
"He said he was the best *snif* the best member of the band and that he was cutest, and everybody knows I'm the most cutest and then comes Andy, and then Noel, poor Alan and Gem but, that's okay, some people like them." Liam told her.
Peggy is struggling not to laugh. "Um. . .well. . ." She couldn't take it. She busted out laughing. After Liam left, Peggy thought to herself 'Our Liam, always so funny!'
"You're all turning on me." Liam yelled. And he ran to Paul's house, on his way he sees Noel walking home, laughing hystericly. Liam went up to Noel, sobbing. "Why are you so mean to me?" Liam asked him, crying very hard. And then Liam ran away.
Noel said to himself: "Our Liam, always joking around."
Liam ran to Paul's house.
"Paul, Noel's being mean to me again! He said that he was the cutest member of Oasis and the best singer and that I was only okay!"
Paul busted up laughing and rolling on the floor. Liam was so mad.
"Everyones turing on me! I used to be the favorite, now Noel is trying to be!" Liam yelled. Liam left Paul's.
"That Liam! He's sooo funny!" Paul said.
Liam decided to go to Andy's.
He busted in through his door.
"Andy! You won't beleive how cruel Noel was today! He said that he was the best singer adn the cutest, the best songwriter and everything else and that I was only. . .okay!"
Andy busted up laughing, too!
Liam stormed out of Andy's house, weeping! (dramatic backround music) Liam lifted his arms up to the stormy sky. Liam yelled up: "Is there anyone who cares? Is there?" Wait, Liam thought, there's Lennon!
Liam ran to his own house!
He ran in and saw Lennon sitting on the floor, playing with his plastic Fisher-Price tambourine.
"Lennon!" Liam said to him "Guess what Noel did. He said I wasn't a very good singer and that I'm not as cute as him." Liam started crying.
Lennon looked sympathetic. "Ohh. . ." Lennon said.
Noel knocked on Liam's door.
Liam hesitatly ansewered it.
"Liam, I wanted to tell you that I was just joking around this morning about being the cutest and the best singer and everthing." Noel said.
"Oh!" Liam said. Liam busted up laughing. "That's hilarious, Noel! Hilarious!"
THE END
