One day Liam woke up and realized that he hadn't been tough enough this year so, he decided to go down to the pub to throw stuff out of windows. So, he got dressed and went downstairs. He said to Patsy: "I'm going out." "But Liam. . ." Patsy said "Patsy! I can do what I want now, remember: you said if I made my bed every morning, I could have more responsibilities." Liam said. "Well. . .okay, Liam." "Oh, goody!" Liam jumped up and down with glee. He walked to the pub because he remembered he refuses to drive. He walked in the pub and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender leaned over to Liam and whispered in Liam's ear: "But Liam, have you been making your bed every morning, like we asked you to?" "Yes!" Liam exclaimed. "Well, alright then.' Liam drank a few more drinks, then threw some chairs out the window and left to go to Noel's house. On the way there Liam starts to think of just how bushy Noel's eyebrows are and how funny it is and how he's glad that his aren't like that because it would totally ruin his good-looking face. He got to Noel's house and Noel ansewered the door, eyebrows and all. "Liam, did you make your bed today?" Noel asked. "Yeah. . ." Liam said. Noel sighed. "Weelll, ookaay, I guess your allowed over then." Noel said. "Noel, have you ever thought of plucking your eyebrows?" Liam asked. "What?" Noel said. "Your eyebrows. They. . .Nothing!" Noel looked really confused. Meg comes in. "LIAM! Did you make your bed?" Meg demanded. "Yes! I did! Why does everyone ask me that! What's the big deal!" Liam exclaimed. "I. . .I'm. . .not . . .sure. . .I can't tell you it's too devestating." Meg said. Then Paul (Liam's brother) and Peggy (Liam's Mother) come in. They weren't invited over, they just showed up. "Liam! Have you been making your bed?" Peggy asked "Yes! Yes! Yes! I did! I'm sure! And why is everyone on about that?!? I'm 27 years old! I can make my bed without reminding!" Liam exclaimed. "Oh Liam, we have something to tell you." Peggy said. "What?" Liam asked. They all looked very sad, like someone died. "Liam, your whole life you've had. (He started crying) A very messy bed, so bad that everybody in teh whole world knew when you didn't make your bed. We couldn't bear to tell you. I'm so sorry." Paul said. Liam started sobbing uncontrollably. (in between sobs) "I'm so sorry, I'll try harder." Liam said. They all stopped looking so sad, and started to get evil looks on their faces, detrimined to get this disgrace of a person out of their lives forever. "Oh Liam, I'm afraid that that's not good enough. Your bed is just so bad, you can't have a bed anyomre." Noel said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!" Liam screamed. (Liam drops to the floor overcome with emotion) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Everyone remained disturbingly calm during this. "I'm sorry Liam", Paul siad. We also have to ship to Artica because its just too many bad memories of messy beds. It not only brings you down, it brings the whole world down, too." So, they ship Liam to the artic and he also sees a pyhcoanalyst daily as they try to find the ansewer to the mystery of the constant messy bed. THE END
