Ryan,

I hope you had a super duper cool birthday! I know this page needs some major improvement, but what do you expect from your cuzzyinlaw? lol. I am so glad that you are my friend and I'm sorry we haven't been talking much lately. I just want you to know that you are my bestest friend in the whole wide world. Without you here on the earth the meaning of the word polish would not exist. I hope you got all kinds of neat-o stuff for your birthday and that this stupid silly page made you smile at least 304730247 times. :-)
Love Always,

Megan da 'tard