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Q: Will there be
anymore albums? Mark: Yes, there will. By the way Travis
masturbates when he watches the teletubbies.
Q: Was Mark a memeber of New Kids on the Block? M: I was the
original New Kid on the block until the other people moved in.
Q: Any
masturbation tips? M: Do it alot, and do it in public.
Q:Did any of you guys get a hard-on during the photo shoot with
Janine? M: Travis did but that was because he was looking at me.
No, none of us did.
Q: What about
Ben Dover, he still gay? M: Yes, god bless him.
Q: Mark did Tom get his alien from the HFStivial? Did he like it?
M: Tom got it and he liked it alot. He likes aliens and he likes
being probed.
"There's
nothing more funny-looking than a naked dude"-Mark
"The naked thing is real big with us right now. I'm not sure
if it's just a phase, or what. I played naked on MTV the other
day. I thought that it was time to unleash the beast - no really
though, I just think it's funny. I don't know why I think it's
funny or what the hell is wrong with me, but I mean naked guys
are funny. They are just so ugly and lanky and disgusting
looking"-Mark
"No
joke, Tom has given himself like 3 enemas since we have been in
the band together because he says it makes his farts not smell as
bad. I don't know if that's true or not. I just think he likes
the sensation personally, but it does help when we're on the
road."-Mark
"When you go from selling no records to lots of them, you
have to wonder- did your mom buy them all? Are they just sitting
in your garage?"-Tom
"Watching
people's faces in the cars as they drove past us was the best.
They almost got into accidents. They just saw these ugly blobs
running down the street." ~Mark on shooting the "What's
my age again?" video
Magazine:When did you guys get together? Mark: Eight years ago.
My sister was dating one of Tom's best friends. Tom had the
shittiest job- he'd get up and load hundred pound bags of
concrete onto a truck, drive it to where they were building, and
unload it. I'd dropped out of college and was living with my
parents'. Tom would go to work at five in the morning, and I
wouldn't get up until noon. Tom would come by after work, and
he'd have lifted fifty metric tons' worth of concrete and I'd
still be hanging out in my underwear playing nintendo.
Magazine:What
was the most immature thing you've done recently? Mark: Uh. let's
see. I was in line to use the restroom on a plane. This woman
come out, and as I walked in I said "oh, my god, it smells
terrible in here!" the whole plane turned around and looked
at her. The bathroom didn't smell bad at all, but the lady
totally took the rap for it.
Magazine:Cruel. So do people expect you to be exhibitionists
because if the video? Mark: Yea. The video's great: It's done
incredible things for us. The only thing that sucks is everytime
we do a show or something, people are like "You guys gonna
do it naked?" But I came up with a really good line:
"Look, I got naked one time for a video- kinda like your
mom.
Magazine:Have
you had lots of experiences with public nudity? Mark: Yeah. I
think there's nothing more akward of stupid looking that a naked
guy, so we'd be on tour and I'd go into another bands dressing
room naked and go, "Hey you guys seen my towel?" So it
wasn't taht much of a stretch to run aroung naked in L.A.
Magazine:No naked guys though? Mark: Not so much in the audience,
but we'll be doing signing and guys will come up and go "I
want you to sign my ass".
"Who's gonna hire somebody for his ability to make a bong
out of a guitar tuner and a roll of toilet paper?" -Mark
"You know what's really embarrising? When you go to the
emergency room and you have to convince them that you slipped on
the G.I. Joe- and explain why it was lubricated."-Mark
"Dude you ever try to buy $500 of heroin with a third party
out-of-state check?"-Mark
Mark on Tom:"Tom is totally 100 percent faithful to his
girlfriends. He's pretty straight-forward: He hangs out with his
girlfriend, and he belives in aliens. Honestly he belives
anything he reads. You could say 'I read in a magizine that an
alien landed in Australia. A doctor found him and did an
autopsy-There's footage on teh internet.' and Tom wouldn't even
question it. He would take it as gospel and go aroung telling
everybody."
Tom on Mark:
"I think most people look at Mark and say.'He's a
good-looking guy in a fairly successful band. He's on top of the
world'. But he's not. He's an insecure guy- he's real sensitive
you know? He always wanted a girlfriend that he could fall in
love with, and he finally found one. He's a rad guy. He confides
in you a lot and cheriches other people's opinions. He's my best
friend in the whole world"
"Hi I'm Mark from Blink 182 and when I'm not at your mom's
house trying to find my underwear in the sheets I'm listening to
the edge 106.3 and 100.3"
Mark:
“It’s all about shock value, just for fun. Not like
Marilyn Manson, he's a different shock value. We're like Marilyn
Manson with wieners and farts. Why? Because it's funny. Poops are
funny, farts are funny, wieners are funny, vaginas are funny.
We're just the way God made us. I don't have to justify my bent,
ugly, horribly disfigured penis to anybody."
Tom: "My family is very religious and conservative. My mom
does not like to brag about what we say onstage. She saw a show
and when you open up with 10 minutes of cussing and talking about
how good your mom is in bed, it's not a good thing. Mark was
talking about how his mom gives great blowjobs and his mom was
there going, 'Yaaay!' She thinks it's funny. But afterwards my
mom walks in and says, 'I have never heard a person with such a
foul mouth in my entire life,' and then just goes..." Mark:
"FUCK you!" Tom: "FUCK you, you FUCKING bastard,'
and she kicked me in the nuts. She said, 'Even though I am proud
of you, I just can't listen to those things you say,' and then I
threw a bottle at her head and shouted 'FUCK it!'"
Mark:
"This guy, Cary, wasn't allowed calls after 10 at night, and
we used to prank call him after 10 all the time, because his dad,
Bill, would get so upset." Tom: "And his mom was really
bitchy, so I'd meet chicks and say, 'Call me at one tonight, my
name's Bill.' And so she'd answer the phone and this little
16-year-old girl would go, 'Hi, is Bill there?' and she'd have no
idea why these little girls were calling her husband at one in
the morning. It was so fucking funny!"
Mark: “I like to get Honey Combs, and Apple Jax, and Captain
Crunch Berries and mix them all together, but I’m a freak
and I use water instead of milk" Tom: "Burn him a
live"
Mark:
“Hey,Tom do you think your dad would let me borrow his
speedos again?" Tom: “He might."
Mark: "Hey if you liking the show give me a hell yea!"
Crowd: "Hell yea!" Tom: "If you think Mark looks
more like a woman give me a hell yea!" Crowd: "Hell
yea!"
Mark:
"Hey my operation’s in 2 weeks. I'm gonna have breasts
and a vagina."
Tom: "I'm tired of standing over here all by myself, I'm
gonna come over here by Mark!" Mark: "Stay on your own
side of the stage! What did we talk about before the show?"
Mark:
"In some areas of the world I'm considered good looking.
Starndards are different all around the world." Tom
:"Ever been to Kenya?" Mark: “Well that's not a
place where I'm considered good looking." Tom: "The
Himalayas?" Mark: “Tibet! I go off in Tibet. I'm
considered very good looking there. Because it's either me or
they fuck a yak."
Mark: "I have a tampon!" Tom: "A lot of people
dont know this but they fit perfectly up your ass.”
"Hey Tom, remember that time when we went to your house and
your brother had peanut butter all over his weenie and he was all
'Who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy! That's a goood boy!'
Ah, those were the days!"-Mark
Tom-"I smell pot!" Mark-"But they won't let you
bring pot in here!" Tom-"Yeah, but it's got that farty
scent too it. Maybe someone shoved it up their butt to get in in,
and then they farted!"
Tom to an
audience member- "You want to give me your shirt? Oh, it's
you dad's shirt? Ok. *sniff* It smells like blood and Viagra.
Let's see what it-AHHHHH! IT SAYS BOYBANDS SUCK! DO YOU SEE THAT,
MARK?!" Mark-"I'M GONNA TELL A.J. YOU SAID THAT! OH MAN
ARE YOU SCREWED!"
Tom-"Our guitar technichian has genital herpes."
Mark-"Yeah. He got it from a toilet." Tom-"I know
you may be saying you can't get herpes from a toilet, but, you
don't know what this guy does to toilets!"
"Quiet down Sir. Asshole in the Hurley shirt, I'm calling
you out mother fucker. I wanna fight your mom!"-Mark
"Stop staring at us! We're not animals!"-Tom
"Yea!
Give it up for the new bass! The blue one! All right this song is
about those people out here who think they're gonna go home with
a chick but instead they're gonna go home and watch uh porno and
masturbate."-Mark
"Hey! Stop using your cell phone!"- Tom "Hey,
someone is using her cell phone you fucker. Cut out my act! It's
you huh?! Is it that chick right there? What the fuck you doing?
SHIT!"-Tom "I think I'll call phone sex in the middle
of the show you know?"-Mark
(Mark Starts
playing) "Hey what the fuck is that?!"-Tom
"Artisict lisence mother fucker!"-Mark (Mark starts
playing again) "More Artistic Lisence!"-Mark
"I have a lot of feedback."-Tom "You have
feedback? Like negitive feed back like shut up you
suck?"-Mark "Yea negitive feedback from the fans around
me."-Tom "Hey hey hey hey I think it's pretty
presumpitous to call everyone your fan. These are audience
memebers okay?"-Mark "Sorry."-Tom “You don't
know if they're your fans or not."-Mark "Exactly. Hey!
But uh in case the people back there can't see there's a mirror
right here. I've been notacing myself for the past ten minutes.
Feel free to look over here, you might get a better view of my
butt or my nuts. "- Tom
"Know
what? You've guys already heard five songs already and you here
with your friends and you might wanna talk to them. I'm gonna
give you ten seconds to say what you need to to your
friend."Hey fuck that wasn't ten seconds that was four. I'm
gonna start all over."-Mark "Hey, I'm over here talking
to my friend!"-Tom
"Hey how's it going? We're Blink 182 and we're going to be
hosting rage tonight so don't even turn that channer or else I'm
going to rip out your eyes and shove them down your pants so you
can watch me kick your ass."-Mark (Tom was doing a little
dance and stops to face Mark)"Channer?"-Tom
"Channer's a word!"-Mark "No! For the love
of"-Tom (Mark and Tom wrestle and Tom spanks Mark's butt and
shoves him over the couch and then spreads himlelf over the couch
as Scott laughes)
"Now which one of you said I suck? Which one of you called
me an ugly disgusting bastard? Was it you? How old are you? How
old are you? You know I once said that I would never stick
anything in my butt larger than a lamp light! Anyway, you guys
wanna hear a song?"-Tom
"Ok everyone, when I count to three everyone start clapping,
1,2,3! Wow it sounds like a golf course in here. Ok everyone when
I count to three I want everyone to pull their pants down,1-2-3!
Hey what happened? I said pull you're pants down!"-Mark
Mark-"Hey,
hey, hey, someone call 911 I smell pot" Tom-"I smell
the wacky tobacky!!!"
"Lets play songs for the people."-Mark "I am not
ready! I am not fuckin ready! Now I'm ready!"-Tom
"Nate,
will you please turn off all the lights? ALL the lights
please."-Mark "Oh yeah! This is fun!"-Tom "We
need everybody to pull out their lighters and light them
up."-Mark "Everyone light up all their
lighters."-Tom "Everyone please, I know more of you
smoke pot than that."-Mark "I know more of you smoke
crack than that."-Tom
"We are gonna dance our asses off!" -Mark
"I saw
boobies! I saw boobies!-Tom
"No employee of Blink-182 may undress me with his
eyes." Mark
"Hey
Tom, this is how your mom stands( gets down on knees
)!"-Mark