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So, you think you know all about Hull and it's people? Click here for the ULTIMATE QUIZ!
Oh my god!!! Something has actually been done now on this site since 1978 or whenever we 'relaunched' it. So welcome, AGAIN, to it. We both hope you enjoy it.
So, you're probably sick of this site - well, you won't be if it's the first time you've visited it, but otherwise, you will be! God only knows- We are!
We don't have an excuse apart for goddamn laziness as to why this site has been more of a webshite in the past year or so. We want to expand it. Obviously keeping in our hilarious feature, and adding to them. We thought about taking a dictaphone (Insert 'use your finger instead' joke) to record our drunken ramblings after a night out and put them on here, but we fear the American government would attack us next for being too ridiculously funny. Seems a good enough reason for them nowadays anyway
We are going to tell you a bit about ourselves.
Sally is a beautiful young woman of 19 years, who lives, studies and parties in the historic city of Hull, UK. She is a pisces and a jolly good friend. She has a family, a cat and several items of clothes. She occasionally drinks tea, and more often, vodka. She has been known to design and make the odd garment and piece of jewellry. Funny that, as that's what she studies at uni. Her mother tongue is English, but she is also fluent in gibberish, nonsense and drunkish.
Aimee is the human form of venus. Not the goddess, the planet. This is because she lives in space and has a moon of her own. She too is 19 years old and a fully fledged piscean. She's not a bad friend, just don't speak to her when she's drunk, and you'll be fine. She has a long scarf, some family and a cat (With no tail and a bowel problem). She occasionally drinks hot chocolate, but more often than not, cheap wine, failing that bleach will do. She has been known to write the odd poem or article for PULP (Man Met's student mag). Funny that, as she can't even spell her own name properly. She studies Spanish and Italian at Manchester Met Uni. However, English is her mother tongue and she too is fluent in gibberish and nonsense. She is trying to learn drunkish, which she finds easier to understand than dribble out and communicate it to others, usually just resorting to violence or tears.
We used to go to Spiders every Saturday, and if you're wondering what it is, it's a nightclub in Hull, Yorkshire, UK! duh! Friday nights there are quite relaxed with an indie-pop music scene. Y'know, Kula shaker, Pulp, Oasis, lardeedah sort of stuff. It's nothing special.
But, if you want the strangest, funniest and wieredist night of your life, GO TO SPIDERS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT! You meet the strangest but nicest poeple in the world. I don't think we've ever had a normal Saturday night there in our lives! The music is more M. Manson, Green day, NIN, Hole, Blink 182, Manics, and sometimes No Doubt (Calm yourself Aimée!). Mosh central! We would ring each other on Sundays and all we could say to each other was 'WHAT!?!' this is also becasue we have a limited vocabulary, and it's all we can say!
Hi to all our siders 'posse'; Hannah, Lindzy, Arthur, Tosh, Dave, Dan, Aaron and everyone else that we know/ have spoken to/ fallen over in a drunken state/ kissed whilst in a headlock (don't ask!!)
Now what? Now Whizzwood. whizzwood are are SkatePunk band, who got their name from a skating term, I believe. There's Stu (Phwoar!) on drums and vocals, Tat (More phwoar!) on guitar and vocals, and Dan (more wh*re than phwoar!) on bass and vocals. they're nearly always playing at the Adelphi Club, or Hog's Breath pub in Hull. Sometimes they p*ss off to Grimsby, like traitors. Go to their websh*te (links below somewhere) and make up your own mind. Be warned though, you will only be liked on their forum if you are a theologist, or a g*t!
LoG next. 'What's LoG?' I hear you cry? How dare you say that?! We hate you! Well, maybe not, but you should know! Okay, it stands for the 'League of Gentlemen'. One of the best TV comedies ever! A village full of cannibals and inbreds, all played by the same three men. Heaven. Sick? Us? well, maybe just a bit. Ooh, and Reece Shearsmith - naked!
Scones. How do you say it?
Viva the early 90's! Belinda Carsile lives on!
STOP PRESS!!
Sallerina's lovely new fanzine will soon be available to the general public. Features include - Leeds Fest reviews, Slipknot, sexy people, local bands, League of Gentlemen, Ooberman, Mansun, beard clubs, diary of misery plus more private jokes no one will ever understand!! Chat-up lines not to use. Ever; *Here's 10p love - go buy yourself a Chomp. Well, it seems our much loved poll to decide who dies, has finally run it's course. And with 450 votes, it has proved very popular! Let's face it, there are some people who everyone just wants to die! Perhaps the people who have found themselves on this poll will take heed, and be careful who they hurt and betray in the future.
Cockney Rhyming Slang
Linx
Come join our forum of fun!!!!
If anyone is even vaguely interested mail me at sallerina_2000@yahoo.co.uk and hopefully (providing the computers at college don't crash AGAIN, and providing Aimee doesn't get me banned again!) I will get back to you ASAP!!
Hope to hear from all you adoring fans soon.....
Love Sallerina.xxxx
Long suffering editor of Tantrums and Tiaras Fanzine
Now for something completely different...
*Is that a ladder in your tights - or have you just got scaly legs?
*Do you come here often? - Coz I think you're really brave leaving the house looking like you do!
*Get your coat love - you'd look better covered up.
*I heard you'd sh*g anything - what about it then, eh?
*You look like a film star - have you seen Planet of the Apes?
*Fancy a drink? - your skin looks quite dehydrated.
*You've been running through my mind all day - which probably explains your sweat problem.
*What's a girl/bloke doing in a place like this? - Shouldn't you be in prison?
*If I said you had a beautiful body - do you think you'd be able to tell I was lying?
*You don't sweat much for a fat lass/bloke.
*You sweat a lot and you're fat and I hate you. You f*ck. Die.
Just so you all know, and are extremley jealous, both authors of this, quite frankly magnificent, page both went to see The League of Gentlemen Live at Hull City Hall. We hope everyone else who went laughed their socks off as much as we did, and everyone who didn't go, we hope you feel insanley jealous!!!
Anyway, the results are as follows -
In 3rd place, with 4 votes, are Daphne and Celeste.
In 2nd place, the 2:1 favourite, is Kevin.
But the winnier, with a landslide victory, is David Healey.
CONGRATULATIONS DAVID!!
You are the most hated man in the world!!
Let the celebrations commence!!!
More messages....
Whizzwood
Spiders Nightclub, Hull. Be there or be a townie :o)
Ska-punk-power-pop-silly-billy-ROCK!!! From the Mike Ward posse.....
Linz's site of fun and laughter
Mr Arthur's website of fun and frolics
Sally and Linz's band (I SAID BAND!!)
Actionman on line. Quite kewl.
Pokemon on line. Kewl!
Barbie on line. Kewler!!
Hello Kitty galore!!!
Angelfire
Skratch the Surface (check this out!!!)
