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March.21- wow. we have accomplished close to nothing in the last two months. we may be playing at the union in athens coming up soon. also, if we get extremely lucky, we may play with a very awesome band. but we'll have to wait and see. we've also been working on a top secret project, which is, well, top secret so i cant really go into detail. its a tribute to the greatest punk rock band ever to walk the planet. if your thinking sex pistols shoot yourself now. well check back soon and hopefully i'll have some new pics or something of intrest up. later. --joe
Jan.31- well kids, its not the ninties anymore. another year has passed us by. wow, we did absolutely nothing. lets see, we played a show in sandusky which ended up being really cool. we played with a couple metal bands. two sucked ass, and the last one was pretty good. we sold some cd's which was suprising since the crowd consisted of mostly straightedege/metal fags. we stopped off at lake erie on the way home for a moment of reflection, and ryans bare ass in the snow. thats about it for now. everythings going pretty good, the sun is shining, and whitetrash is ready for another year. --joe
dec.28- well, the bernies show was really fun. it was a pretty decent turnout and the crowd was fun as usual. our first album titled "we don't stand alone" is now out and costs 5 dollars. if you want to pick up a copy send $5 bucks to Joe Bauers, 1460 Rainbow Dr., Lancaster Ohio. or you can grab one at our next show. theres 11 songs and its pretty decent so buy one. thats about all for now. christmas is gay. --joe
dec.11- hi guys. well, not much is new. there are a few more mp3's added. also, we will have our cd's for sale by the show at bernies. everyone who can come out better be there. thats about it. peace out
Dec.2- Hey everyone. The show at bernies is a definite now. were playing there dec. 18th with planet Z. also were working on the cds so they should be out by the first of january. later
Nov.24- Hope everbody had a good thanksgiving. blah blah blah. we just put up a couple mp3's from the album up so download them and tell us what you think. were playing at bernies in dec. so we better see all you punks there. somebody throw a party in lancaster so we can play. we want to play here really bad. alright its 3 am and im tired so im going to stop writing. --joe
Nov.14- hey everybody. the show on friday rocked. everyone from lancaster came out and made the show fun (whats new). uh... we recovered all of the "stolen" equipment. actually we left all of the stuff thought to be stolen either in the car or at my house. except our mic, so whoever took that we want it back. our cd is finally finished. there are 11 kickin tunes, and it should be released in the next month or two. also, stop asking me for free cd's because this shit is getting expensive and im not made of money. hell, i have to borrow money from my mom to get a pack of cigs. uh, also im going to have someone put mp3's on this page so be on the lookout for that. oh yeah, also we bought a silk screening kit to make shirts, stickers, etc so hopefully will have a bunch of merch out soon. thats about all for now, if anyone wants us to play anywhere let us know. later dudes. --joe
Nov.6- come check us out on friday. check SHOWS for details.
Oct.22- well we got to the studio over the weekend and we were extremely haooy with what we came up with. Soon we will be putting out our first full length with 11 songs. the guy who recorded us (john) was really cool, and anyone who is looking for high quality/low cost recoding should definately check out moo pig face. the album title is "We Don't Stand Alone" and will probably cost around $7 or $8. i'll try to get some mp3's up here within a few weeks. thats about it. --joe
0ct.5- ok, so we went to the studio on oct. 1st, but there was a mess up on the times so we had to reschedule for oct. 21. hopefully by mid nov. we should have our first full length out. We played a show on the 30th with planet z and the illegeds. thanks to everyone who came out, we had a good time. were trying to set up a holloween show so if anyone knows of a place email us. thats all for now. later
sept.21- well. life still sucks. school is painful. we have a show coming up on the 30th so check out the shows page. also we're recording the 30th so be on the lookout for our first cd titled: hungry? why wait, check out these punkers. actually thats not the title but its funny. also we want to play some partys so get off your asses people and lets get something going. also check out this webpage. its a band from pick. called its just F.(www.maxpages.com/foodbandits) thats about all for now. later dudes. --joe
aug.23- life sucks. we have to go to school tommorrow. we'll probably be in the office for the first 2 weeks becasue of dress code again. we've played a few shows here and there this summer. our pickerington show was real fun. (thanks to- its just f). uh, we got kicked out of our newark show when some kid got butt naked and wrote suck it on his chest. he will remain nameless. ryan heavner. this summer has been pretty cool all in all. we're going to record in late september so be on the look-out for a cd in october. hopefully some mp3's on the page if i can find someone to do it for me. also check out the new pics we have up. well thats about all. see you in hell.
--joe
July 18- hey everyone. not a whole lot has been going on lately. we're starting to record again so wish us luck. there may be a lancaster show sometime in august so keep checking back. also we added some collage pictures from the indiana house show and bum world. we have also been in a war with a band from the u.k. who tried to rip off our name. go to their web site for a BIG laugh. the address is https://www.angelfire.com/punk2/whitetrash. trust me it's a must see. i think they learned not to mess with ohioans. well thats about all. we need shows so email us if you want us to play. later. --joe
June 15- finally a long awaited update. we haven't really been too busy, im just too lazy to do anything. we played a show at the indiana house with transformers. there were two other bands but they were fucking ass hole rock stars from new york. too good for ohio i guess. lots of fun stuff has been happening lately. not really, lancaster sucks. be on the look out for an all day outside thing before summers over because about 50 bands have emailed me wanting shows. if anyone can help me out with the planning email me. thats it. bye. oh yeah the queers are playing july 26th.
may.8- Well, we've had a pretty productive week. fri night we had a last minute show with triphammer at the cage and it turned out to be pretty fun. we're going to be playing with them again soon. today we played a birthday party for some hot chick that is friends with brenda from family's. it was "interesting". look for updates on shows because we have a couple coming up. thats it for now. summers in the air. bye
May.4- Sorry about the delayed update, i couldn't get online for a week or two. First i must say, sorry about the show being canceled. it was out of our hands. just know that we got screwed just like everyone else. however have no fear because the next show will be bigger better and free of charge! not much has gone on lately. spring break sucked except for the few days at the cox residents.(thanks adam) thats about all. oh yeah, im really broke so if anyone could help me out send some money to 1460 rainbow dr. thanks all. bye. --joe
Apr.17-Well everybody, the rumors are true. evan decided to leave the band. we wish him well. I will be singing for now and there may be a special appearence by love josh. but on to more important things, were building a stage at a kid named jeffs house. hopefully we will be able to throw weekly shows there by this summer. official date for the next lancaster show is april 29. go to shows section for more info. we'll have demos at the show for $2. four songs. also bring money for the Transformers cd. its only five bucks and theres 9 good songs. if you want to here the songs you can download them off of www.greenapple.com/~phall. go there. see you guys at the show. -joe P.S. all the --------- set a couch on fire in front of salvation army, videotaped it, and got caught so everyone make fun of them.
Apr.14- hey guys. were thinking theres going to be a show at the end of spring break at the rising park shelter house. on a saturday. we'll have demos for sale so bring your money! also we are looking for some parties to play. thats about all for now. look for flyers or check the shows page to get more info about the spring break show. later.
april 3- hey everyone.not much new.theres a possibility we will be doing a tour in the east coast this summer with facing thee enemy and sideproject. someone have a party so we can play and break stuff. oh yeah, look for another lancaster show over spring break. bye.
march 25- Finally updated. theres been a lot going on in the last month. The logo contest is over, mouse won(not just because she's hot but because her's was fifty times better than anyone elses) no offense PHIL! theres now a new contest called "be the whitetrash lover girl" go to the contest link for more info. What else, recently we've taken up basketball and we've been schooling the local jocks almost daily. we also played a game for fifty dollars, lost, then took off with the money and feasted with it at family's. good times. we're making a video called "a whitetrash summer" about our many adventures. the video will be released sometime after august for 5$. ah yes, im also working at after thoughts the girly jewelry store at the mall. i know what you're thinking and i'm not gay. you know how many chicks go in there everynight? were looking for places to play this summer so give us a call. even if you're a faggot and we make fun of you we will still play at you're house. i think that's about all for now, i'll try to update more often so stop riding my ass. bye. ---joe
NEW PICS!!!!!!!! very exciting stuff. we're looking for more shows to play so if anyone can hook us up with a house it would be much appreciated. we promise we wont destroy that much stuff. thats all. bye.
feb.29- Happy Leap Year!!!!!!! ok, we've got some real interesting stuff coming up: hot and spicy section(dont worry ladies theres some for you), new logos-still waiting for more entries, also more pics of us at bumworld. send me mail and stuff, im getting lonely
feb.27- finally updated. sorry it took so long we've just been so busy. actually we havent done shit for about two weeks now. evans been grounded, shawns been disappearing boy(you know its true), the ataris were awesome, ryan got naked and danced around, eliot ambushed me with a paintball gun, were trying to get people to make a logo for us and only one person has so far(thanks phil), check out the logo link. the illegeds may be throwing a show on the 11th with us, transformers, and planet z. thats all for now. b-bye
feb.16- theres a new page about the lancaster scene. go to the links page and find it. also we remixed the demo to make it better so my apologies to all the guinea pigs. thats all for now. bye. p.s., i dont hate evan.
feb.15- hey everyone. i think we're going to record our album with lame rekords over spring break so we'll keep you posted about that. we need help with designs for our t-shirts and stickers. if you want to draw something, and we use it we'll give you free stuff. also, the transformers are recording a demo and it sounds freakin awesome. they should be done soon so ask them about getting one. I have cheese in my pockets at all times.
