Mama's Boy

Born: November 19th, 1983

Height: shorter than everyone else in the band.

Weight: about 175 (not including the 50 lb. gut)

Sex Life: He smoked too many beaners and has been rendered impotent.

Phil Trapp was born in...well, i don't know where the fuck he was born, but he lives with his mom in Washburn. He has high hopes of doing something with his life, but like the rest of us, he won't. He enjoys activities such as jerking off, pounding the pudd, stroking his salami, and playing his man-organ.