Daniel is, by far, the sexiest member of the band. He wears pants that make him look cool and shirts that make him feel nice. When he runs with a backpack on he feels stupid, which is why he hates running for the bus after school. His favorite words include: pappy, swift, pappy, pappy, jube, and cup. He plays the drums, guitar, sings and farts into the microphone. He likes girls. Especially Gillian Tafler. She's the swellest girl he's ever met. He also likes painting pictures of buffalo, but only when he's naked... the end.

Reasons why Daniel likes Gill as much as he does:

-she's very sexy/hot

-she's the nicest person in the world

-she's really smart

-she shares enough common interests to have something in common but not too many to be boring

-she's not concieted

-she doesn't hit him

-she doesn't yell at him

-she said scrotum

-and sex

-she sat with him after his set at the show when he was really tired even though she might have rathered to be involved with the rucus causing

-she's very very cool

-she's kind of quiet sometimes but has a good time and still does crazy stuff

-she laughs at his jokes even if their not the funniest in the world

-she accepts the fact that he's a pretty wierd guy and doesn't run away if he does something embarassing

-she has nice breasts

-she likes good music

-she has a very good fashion sense

-she doesn't dress like a prostitute, but doesn't need to because she looks amazing no matter what she wears

-she smells nice

-she has pretty hair

-she has a perfect body

-she can run fast

-she's very good for showing off to his friends

-she makes him feel amazing all the time just by being on his mind

-there's more... trust me

basicly, I'm in love and I couldn't help it if I wanted to. If anyone would like to make fun of me, my email adress is dantheman_drum@hotmail.com. Feel free to ask about kissing my ass at any time. My ass is always clean and smooth.