Derrick
FULL NAME: Derrik James Mueller(DaWreck)
BORN: 7/09/79
MARITAL STATUS: "Never needed one"
BAND INFLUANCES: Rudimentary Peni, Bad Religion, Antischism
SPARE TIME: Masterbation, thinkin' of masterbation, thinking about liquor, and singing.
USES: None in particular
DOES: Vocals
FAVORITE LINK: Jennifer Aniston
Derrick 1 | Derrick 2



Mike
FULL NAME: Michael Kevin Edge
BORN: 12/05/81
MARITAL STATUS: Open For Business!
BAND INFLUANCES: Sublime, Poison idea, Social Distortion, Rudimentary Peni
SPARE TIME: Hangs out and play drums
USES: TAMA Drumset, Ziljian and Sabian cymbols, Remo and Evans drumheads
DOES: Drums
FAVORITE LINK: Denise Richards
Mike 1 | Mike 2 |Mike 3



Phil
FULL NAME: Thomas Phillip Wilkins Jr.
BORN: 07/30/81
MARITAL STATUS: Getting married to Danielle soon
BAND INFLUENCES: Led Zepplin, Nirvana, Nofx, Dead Kennedys
SPARE TIME: Writting more music.
USES: Kustum Head, Fender412 Cabinet, and ANY guitar available!
DOES: Playing with his self and Guitars/Backup Vocals
FAVORITE LINK: Jennifer Tilly
Phil 1 | Phil 2 |Phil 3



John
FULL NAME: John William Bass
BORN: 4/06/79
MARITAL STATUS: Single(desperatly searching!)
BAND INFLUANCES: The Exploited, Subhumans, Circle Jerks
SPARE TIME: Heavily drinkin' and smokin', and WAY to much masterbating!
USES: Ibanez bass, Crate Stack
DOES: Bass and backup vocals
FAVORITE LINK: Jenny McCarthy
John 1



Nick
FULL NAME: Nicholas Terrell Lee Vassy
BORN: 12/20/78
MARITAL STATUS: Taken!
BAND INFLUANCES: Nofx, Misfits, Stone Temple Pilots
SPARE TIME: What spare time????
USES: Gibson Les Paul custom, D'Addario Strings, Dunlop Picks, Marshall JCM 900 half stack. .......o yea!! and big pants!
DOES: Lead Guitar
FAVORITE LINK: Stephanie Swift
Nick 1 | Nick 2