"how are you liking it? you seem a little stiff."
"i am."
"wicked boy. i didn't mean that."
"you know. i would sleep with you if you weren't so sick."
"mmmph."
"maybe when you're better."
"i'm feeling better."
"no, you aren't."
"you're right. I'm not."
"wicked."
"here take this."
"what is it?"
"echinacia."
"oh."
"i have to go out."
"why?"
"run some errands. get some oranges. vitamin c, you know. get some chai. cures all neurosis. would you like some?"
"do you think i'm neurotic?"
"sometimes."
"don't drown yourself."
bzzz-
"hello."
"oh. Sorry."
bzzz-
"hello."
"oh-"
"wait a moment."
"ok."
"you don't have the wrong apartment."
"oh."
"my name is edward. what is yours?"
"ryan."
"ah, un."
"you've heard of me?"
"you can say i have."