Chapter 8
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A half giant named Hagrid came walking out onto the stage. He looked around, noticing a chair. He was very tired from a long day of teaching class, so he decided to sit down.
“Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,” a cherry female voice called out.
Hagrid jumped, nearly snapping the chair in half, “who’s there,” he asked, his voice sounding a wee bit scared?
“Hagrid..........he’s really married to a troll,” the girl yelled, with a giggle in her voice.
Hagrid’s eyes bugged out, “what!?! That’s not ture.....I’m married to a gob----that’s not true,” Hagrid yelled.
“Fine, whatever you say. Hagrid........he has three big toes.”
Hagrid blinked in surprise, “I do,” he looked down at his feet. “I didn’t know that.”
Hagrid went to take his shoes off, “NO DON’T DO THAT,” the voice yelled, sounding scared, “I was kidding, you really don’t have three big toes!”
“Oh,” Hagrid looked upset, “and I was getting all excited abou knitting me some special socks.”
“OKAY,” you could almost bet the voice, rolled her eyes, “whatever. Hagrid.......he likes to kiss Madame Maxine behind the Whomping Willow.”
Hagrid blushed, “shush you. Don’t be spreading rumor about me and Maxie.”
“Oh how cute,” the girl gushed, “he calls her Maxie .....what does she call you Hagie?”
“HUH? HAGIE! No way, she calls me.....um never mind,” Hagrid yelled, blushing.
“Baby? Sweety? Love bug? Mr. Beast? Huh? Huh?” The girl’s voice was getting high pitched, and really excited.
“I will never tell!!” Hagrid jumped up, and went to run off the stage.
“Fine! Now you know Hagrid.....the meany guy who won’t tell me what Maxie calls him,” the girl sighed, sounding disappointed.
“THEY DO NOT,” Hagrid yelled, from backstage.