Chapter 5
Buffy the Vampire Slayer walked upon the stage, her mind strangely on reptiles. Buffy funnily enough looked very buff. She must of been working out more. And does it look like she’s grown a inch or two?
“Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,” a unknown voice called.
“Who’s there,” Buffy asked, sounding a little surprised?
“Buffy........is really the VAMPIRE SLAYER!”
Buffy gasped, “that’s supposed to be a HUGE secre....I am not. You’ve got the wrong slayer. I MEAN GIRL!”
“Buffy.......has a big crush on Giles!”
“WHAT!?! How did you find ou....I sooo do not,” Buffy said, a little pink coming to her cheeks!
“Well, we know you ARE the slayer!”
“Nuh uh.”
(A/N this is where I took over.)
“Well, if your not the vampire slayer, you must be........the CROSS dressing.....CROCODILE HUNTER!”
Suddenly another blond girl came running out onto the stage, looking a little mad. She ran up to Buffy, shaking her fist. “STEVE! Get out of my clothes!”
The person the voice thought to be Buffy, stood up and looked at the blond, “Crikey Mate, so sorry. You know I can’t resist your bloody fantastic clothes.”
“Just get out of them!”
“Okay now......I’m a bit confused! Will the real Buffy, please stand.....er I mean sit down,” the voice yelled, sounding throughly flabbergasted.
Both blonds looked up, then set on the ground.
“OH COME ON,” one of the blonds yelled, “STEVE, just take the stupid wig off.”
The other blond sighed, “fine! You found me out, mate.” The so called Buffy, reached up, pulling her long blond wig off, reveling a short blond wavy hairdo.
The voice gasped, “you really are a CROSS DRESSING CROCODILE HUNTER, I was only joking before.”
Steve looked at Buffy, “yeah, mate, you found out my secret. I like to pretend I’m Buffy.”
The other blond, who we all know now is the real Buffy, sighed, “and does Terri know this?”
“YES I DO!!!!!!!!!!!”
Steve yelped as a lizard came flying at his head, and a upset brown haired women, came running onto the stage. “What will we tell Bindi-Sue,” Terri cried?
“Now you know Buffy....er I mean Steve the cross dressing crocodile hunter,” the voice yelled, “I’m out of here!” You could hear the mic drop to the floor and a pair of feet running away.
Buffy rolled her eyes at the bickering couple, “forget the clothes, I’m out of here.” Buffy gave them one last look, then took off out the stage doors.
“WAIT DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS WOMEN!!!!!!!!”