Chapter 2
Luna happily waltzed out into a large auditorium, and set down in a chair that happened to be in the middle of the room.
She didn’t find this strange at all. She happily hummed, ‘Weasley is our king’ to herself when a loud voice boomed out, seeming to come somewhere from the ceiling.
“Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,” the loud male voice called out.
Luna gazed above her, not wondering why a voice was speaking.
“Luna . . . she’s really a guy,” the voice exclaimed.
Luna jumped, “er no I’m not.” Luna shook her head no.
“Prove it.” The voice yelled.
“What . . . I can’t do that.”
“Cause you’re a guy, and you know you’ve been found out.”
“No, because I don’t feel like showing anyone the things that prove I’m a girl.”
“Whatever, Luna . . . she really has two heads.”
“Huh,” Luna’s round eyes, went wide. “Um I do not. Can’t you see me? One head.”
“Tsk, whatever you say . . . Luna she really likes Ron.”
Luna slightly blushed, “Wesley’s our king.”
“You don’t make sense.”
“I don’t make sense . . . you said I have two heads.”
“Luna . . . she’s married to professor Snape.”
Luna gasped, “that was a secre-I mean no I’m not,” Luna yelled.
The voice sighed, “we’ve got pictures.”
“Lies,” Luna screamed.
“Luna was turned down for a date by nearly headless Nick.”
Tears formed in Luna’s eyes, “That’s not true,” she sniffled.
“Then why are you crying?”
“I’m not!!!” “I have allergies.”
“Luna is the mastermind to Lord Vold . . . I mean he who must not be named.”
“NOT TRUE, YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME,” Luna jumped up and ran out of the auditorium.
“Now you know Luna the mastermind to the V man.”
“NO THEY DON”T” Luna screamed, from the auditorium doors.
A/N Even though this is stupid, I had fun writing it, then reading it to my cousins. They found it very funny. Yay me!