The World is Doomed

A/N So sorry! I’ve been so busy with work and my other fics that this one sort of went forgotten. Please forgive me!


"Yum," Rikku said, rubbing her full belly, "that was some food." Everyone had just eaten a large assortment of sausage links, toast, oat meal, and drank some juice.

Kimahri made a face, "Ronso rather have raw meats."

"Ewwww," all three girls, plus Rin said together.

Wakka, Tidus and Auron snickered, looking at the girls and Rin.

"Raw meat very good." Kimahri stood up, grabbing most of the dirty plates, "Kimahri clean up."

"I’ll help," Tidus said, taking the dishes Kimahri couldn’t carry.

Wakka smiled, as he watched his boyfriend help the big blue cat. That was Tidus for you. Ever helpful.

Lulu saw the look on Wakka’s face and nudged Yuna, who in turn nudged Rikku. All three girls stifled giggles as they watched Wakka’s adoring gaze follow Tidus as he and Kimahri took the dishes to the inn’s kitchen.

Yuna leaned over to Rikku, "cute, isn’t it?"

Rikku nodded, "yep. I think he’s imagining Tidus wearing an apron . . . only an apron. Playing the house wife."

Yuna snorted, quickly covering her mouth with her hands, trying to muffle the sound. "Rikku," she said, in a half scolding voice.

Rikku looked at Yuna and gave a cute pout, "what! I bet he is."

Lulu had overheard Yuna and Rikku, and before she knew it she was laughing out loud. She couldn’t stop herself. It was just too funny. Tidus in only an apron, playing a house wife. Wakka imagining it. Lulu’s eyes started to tear up, from laughing so hard.

None of the guys could understand why the gothic black mage suddenly started to laugh. She was now holding her sides, bent over, her little moogle copying her movements. It was very much out of character.

"Lu," Wakka said worried, "are you okay?"

"Think she needs a trip to the funny farm," Rin whispered to Auron?

Auron’s eyes twinkled as he looked at the younger man.

Lulu waved her hand, dismissing Wakka comment.

"What do you mean you’re fine," Wakka said, patting the girl on the back?

"How’d he know she meant that," Rikku asked Yuna?

"They’ve been friends forever," Yuna explained, "so it’s not hard for them to understand each other, even when one doesn’t speak."

"Oh," Rikku said, with wide eyes, "that’s so neat. Like sign language."

Lulu wiped her tears, gasping when she got a sharp stab of pain from laughing too hard. "Sorry," she said, while still laughing.

"Lulu," Wakka sighed, "sometimes I don’t get you."

"Well then it’s a good thing you’re not dating me, now isn’t it." Lulu said, now with a straight face.

At the mere thought of that, both started to crack up.

"Haha, yeah right. Us date? Haha, that’s must be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard," Wakka laughed.

"Yeah, I know. Never in a million years, right?"

Wakka nodded, "right. It’d almost be incest." As if I’m one to talk about incest. Look at me and Chappu. At least we didn’t go too far. I can’t believe how young and stupid we were. We could have been in a lot of trouble. Shesh, it’s been three years, hasn’t it?

"I know."

"What about incest," Tidus asked, walking into the room, a cute smile playing on his lips. "You can’t be talking about Yuna and Rikku, cause they’re not really cousins." Tidus smirked at Yuna.

Yuna choked, dropping her staff. Rikku turned red. All the guys, except Wakka gave Tidus a ‘what in the Spira are you talking about?’ look.

"No, I was talking about me and Lulu," Wakka told Tidus.

"He said, that sometimes he didn’t get me. So I said, it’s a good thing he’s not dating me then."

Tidus nodded, "ah, I see. You two are more like brother and sister, so it’d . . . yeah, I can see that."

"Plus it’d be way wrong, cause Wakka is gay," Rikku said with a smile.

Auron and Rin’s eyes bulged, "what," they both yelled!

Wakka snorted, "oh sorry, we didn’t tell you?" Wakka slapped his head, dramatically, "so sorry. I. Am. Gay."

"Don’t forget: You’re. Dating. Tidus," Yuna said, pointing to a red Tidus.

Wakka nodded, "oh right. I’m. Dating. Tidus."

"So.." Rin looked at Tidus?

Tidus covered his face, "yeah. I’m gay too." Uncovering his face, he looked at Wakka, "but can you really blame me; Wakka’s hot!"

"Ahh, whatever will we do," Auron groaned. "Now we have a hyper gay Tidus in our mist. Please don’t ever jump him in front of me."

Tidus and Wakka both turned crimson.

Lulu looked at Auron and smirked, "why! Because it’d turn you on, Sir Auron?"

Rin eyed Auron, a small smile playing at his lips when the stoic man slightly blushed.

"What would ever make you think something like that?" Auron glared at the black mage, getting a wide smile back. "Women!"

Yuna and Rikku pouted, "hey, we resent that remark," both yelled together.

"So does Tidus," Rikku said. She couldn’t help but tease the teen. He was so cutely feminine.

"Hey," Tidus and Wakka yelled together.

"The world is doomed,(1)" Auron muttered, getting up, and leaving the room. "A bunch of hormonal teenagers on a pilgrimage to save her from Sin."


"Off to Guadosalam finally," Yuna said, with as smile, as she tossed her staff from hand to hand.

"Yes, we just had to stop at the inn, when we could have gone straight onto the place," Auron said, walking up to Yuna.

Yuna’s eyes dropped, "I’m sorry, Sir Auron, for wasting time . . . I . . . I . . . "

Auron felt like kicking himself. He didn’t mean anything by what he said, but Yuna took it that he blamed her. "Yuna, don’t even go apologizing. It’s not your fault. Not in the least."

"Yeah Yuna," Rin said, coming up behind Auron, "you needed some well earned rest. You were kidnapped again, for Shiva’s sake." Rin had learned about Yuna’s little episode with the Al Behd at the Blitzball game.

Walking up to the group, Rikku frowned, blowing her bangs out of her eyes. Stupid Cid! Stupid Al Behd! Plastering a smile on her face, she ran over to Yuna, grabbing her hand, "don’t frown. Only smiles and laugher aloud." She looked at the stoic man, "that goes for you too, mister. Smile more often!"

Rin snorted. Auron looked over at the teen, "you found that funny?"

Rin ‘eeped’, blushing. "Uh . . . sorta." Still blushing, Rin looked down, "but she has a point ya know; you look cuter when you smile." Rin fled, not waiting for Auron to respond, to scared that he’d be decked.

Yuna and Rikku looked at each other, giggling. Auron had the most shocked look on his face.

"Teenagers," Auron muttered.


A/N gah, will they ever get to Guadosalam? Haha, please review.

(1) Can you guess where I borrowed this quote from? And who said it?

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TO BE CONTINUED!