How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Ans: Only one, all he has to do is stick the bulb in the socket, and the whole world revolves around him.
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Ans: A drummer.
Ask me if i'm an orange. "Are you an orange?" Ans: No.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Ans: I lost my tractor!
How do ya hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Ans: Ya paint his toenails red.
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? Ans: A bad golfer goes, "Whack! Dang!" a bad sky diver goes, "Dang! Whack!"
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Ans: Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Ans: Tame way, unique up on it.
I know there are not many jokes on here, if you have some that you think are funny please send them to me @ lanerbug007@hotmail.com, please, no racist, or sexist jokes.
