XstabXyouXinXtheXheadXandXeatXyourXfaceXoffX is a band who doesn’t like people that suck, and definitely doesn’t sound like DEP at all. Formed in the fall of 2001, the band was originally intended to be something of a casual, completely unserious band with songs about ducks and video store owners. But they are too fucking awesome for just that. Imagine Spazz if they were a little noisier and had “two-step parts” (whatever the fuck that means), or As the Sun Sets without the dumbass bass player who sings for Bury Your Dead now. This band combines the best elements of Youth of Today, Pig Destroyer, Charles Bronson, Spazz, and Talib Kweli and has the intent to go all city. Watch yourself or you're gonna get crossed out.

Every member is involved with other musical projects (Avenger of Awry, For All It’s Worth, Frenzy, MC Amer and DJ Kizzy Kazz, DJ Faceplant, etc.) but XstabXyouX is definitely the most retarded. They have just released a 7” on a nameless record label, pick it up and set off some fireworks and join the police department please. Word out.-2002