***By the way all you crackerz, the picture above is NOT me, it's a picture of.......Jesus Christ and his disciples! Actually, no, it's just Urine and his fellow crackheads, but I get people asking me all the time if I'm one of the chicks in the picture. I'M NOT!*** NOTE TO EVERYONE: THIS SITE IS NO LONGER BEING UPDATED. YOU MIGHT SAY I'VE GIVEN UP. OR SOMETHING. CLICK HERE TO GO TO MY NEW SITE!The new one is still under construction but go anyway, you might find something interesting to do.
I'm always open to questions, comments, death threats, or hate mail so email it all to me, Dana (Please send me mail, I like mail) Also, if you're into whips, chains, blood, whipped cream, and various other kinky items, don't hesitate to call me at 1-800-FUCK-ME!
KEEP IT SPECIAL!!!
You know, I just can't figure people out. You think you have a good friend, then they turn around and fuck you over. I don't fucking get it. But anyway... Remember, Jesus loves you...But Satan loves you more. Cum to the darkside!
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Read the unholy guestbook
Recommend my site to otherz, fucka
Well don't just sit there. I know my page is just so captivating but....click something!!!
Here's a fucked up site for you visit:
The Dungeon of ORGY
....but go to these first:
The MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE torture chamber
Just in case you give a shit about this wonderful phenomenon named Dana, CLICK HERE
An undergound tunnel connected to the Mindless Self Indulgence Official Site
A secret passage leading to The Offspring's Official Site
Another M.S.I. Site that's better than mine
The Rainbow Pony Princess (Yo, it's a band, you dumbshit, click here)
My twinkie quiz!!!!