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Info on Kenny
Name: Kenneth W. Roberts.
Location: Tondondwa/Amherst(Whichever doesn't have a warrent for me) NY USA.
Age: 19.
Birthdate: August 19th, 1983.
Physical Apperance: 6'2", 165lbs. Short cut, dark blonde hair. Glasses. No muscle difinetion, but not a weakling.
Clothing: Black. Black jeans, usually carpenter or stright leged. Black t-shirt or long sleeve shirt. Sometimes wears a grey t-shirt with an unbuttoned black dress shirt. An unbuttoned dress shirt is an assessory. A buttoned dress shirt, is as artical of clothing. Vans sneakers, or a pair of heavy black leather hiking boots.
Hobbies: Rhydin, Discworld MUD, Collecting Dragon Knick-nacks and reading.
Music: Mindless selfindulgance, Slipknot, Soulfly, Primer 55, White Zombie, Soulfly, Nirvana, Green Day, and basically anything with a drummer, bassist and gutiarist that doesn't talk about pick-ups. dead dogs and women at truck stops. Anything with a rapper sucks too. Yo yo pull yer pants up, an` start workin` on becommin` an intelligent creature.
Computer: Pentium 4. 1.4 Ghz. 128megs of RAM. CD-DVD, 8x. CD-RW, 32x. 56kbps modem.
Likes: I like warm, rainy weather. I like summer hail storms. I like concerts held at Lasall Park. I like getting my dick sucked. I like sleep.
Dislikes: I hate cold, snowy weather. I hate winter hail storms. I don't like that bowling alley down the street. I don't like when my girlfriend tried to stick a finger up my ass! I hate waking up.
Things I want in a Woman: I would like a virgin. She'd had to be shorter than me, because a girl taller than 6'2" would be scary. She'd have to be white. Not that I'm racist, but I mentally couldn't picture myself with any girl who wasn't white.
Things I don't want in Woman: I'd rather she not be Bi, as I am tiring of this stupid bisexuality trend. Plus it puts me in an awckward position whenever she would talk about wanting to have sex with other girl. I wouldn't know if I should feel cheated on or not. I don't think I want a skinny girl. They are too easy to break. I don't want a girl that weighs more than me just as much as I don't want a girl thats as tall as me.
Books I've read:
| Author | Book |
| Terry Pratchett | Feet of Clay |
| Terry Pratchett | Mort |
| Terry Pratchett | Small Gods |
| Terry Pratchett | Lords and Ladies |
| Terry Pratchett | Men at Arms |
| Terry Pratchett | Soul Music |
| Terry Pratchett | Interesting Times |
| Terry Pratchett | Maskerade |
| Terry Pratchett | Hogfather |
| Terry Pratchett | Jingo |
| Terry Pratchett | The Colour of Magic |
| Terry Pratchett | The Light Fantastic |
| Terry Pratchett | Equal Rites |
| Terry Pratchett | The Truth |
| Terry Pratchett | The Last Continent |
| Terry Pratchett | Guards! Guards! |
| Jeff Grubb | The Brothers' War x |
| Anthology | Rath and Storm x |
| Lynn Abbey | Planeswalker x |
| J Robert King | Time Streams x |
| Loren Coleman | Bloodlines x |
| Jeff Grubb | The Gathering Dark |
| Francis LeBaron | Mercadian Masques |
| Lynn Abbey | The Thran |
| David Eddings | The Diamond Throne |
| David Eddings | The Ruby Knight |
| David Eddings | The Sapphire Rose |
| Douglas Adams | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| Douglas Adams | The Restraunt at the End of the Universe |
| Douglas Adams | Life, the Universe and Everything |
| Douglas Adams | So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish |
| Micheal Crichton | The Andromeda Strain |
| Micheal Crichton | Jurassic Park |
| Terry Pratchett | Good Omens |
| Micheal Crichton | The Lost World |
| George Orwell | 1984 |
| John Steinbeck | Of Mice and Men |
| Anne Rice | Interview With a Vampire |
| Anne Rice | The Vampire Lestat |
| John Nolles | A Seprate Peace |
x This means I've read the book
twice.
Colors indicate that it's
part of a series. Silver is the Discworld series. Red is the magic The Gathering
series. Green is the The Elenium series. And dark yellow for the Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy series.
I've read coutless other books, but these are
the ones I remember reading.
