this is me and my cousin dan at my other cousin's wedding in august 2004. i don't always wear glasses but i forgot my contacts back at the house. fuck.
this is an old pic of me when i was 18 with my sister. shes 2 years younger. do the math.
this is me with my baby face. clean shaven and ready to sex you up. i was 18ish, ism?
this was my first tattoo i got when i was 16. im not religious. its in memoriam of my grandmother who was. fuck you, i like it.
this is my dog pepper. she's fuckin tough for being a fat bastard. shes a terrier and a beagle mix.
this is some weed i got a while back and got bored and thought itd be cool to scan it. oo technology.
this is a drawing i did using MS paint because i was bored. i think its pretty self explainitory. oh yeah, i know the head of the dick looks all weird. thats what you get for living in a country full of pollution.
this it fred durst of limp bizkit. i made this in MS pain too. notice the detail on the boobs with the nipples. very nice. good thing i'm poor or he'd sue me too.
this is a funny email i got. i think its pretty damn funny.
beer goggles explained
this is me at 17 on new years. as frightening as this picture looks, i did not get raped and my asshole is still virgin. thank god.
HERE is a link to OzGal's webpage. she's hot, so linking her site from mine will make me look less ugly. it's science. everyone knows that.
HERES A GOOD DRINKING GAME I PLAY AT PARTIES SOMETIMES
People thought this site was pretty fuckin' stupid
