Rich's Words of Wisdom

Richard Wood is world renowned for having wisdom well beyond his years. So pay attention , kids, and learn from what he has to say.

• Whiskey tends to go down smoother at 10:00 p.m. than at 10:00 a.m.
  ...but after the first one or two the difference is neglegable.

  Never expect the words *Don't worry, it's not my blood* to actually calm
  your girlfriend or mother down even a little bit.