18 reasons u should date a soccer player
why u should date a soccer player....
1. We know how to kick it
2. We are used 2 scoring
3. We love grass
4. We'll make u scream 4 more
5. Sweating is no problem
6. Skill is definite
7. We'll play anywhere and anytime
8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. We always are on the top
11. We love playing wet
12. We are good at handleing balls
13. We know how to take it up the middle
14. We play the field until we score
15. We don't fall for lame moves
16. We can give you headers all game long
17. The main object is to score
18. We take shots till we score
