I got a corporate visit today!
I got a visit from the man yesterday, you know..... this guy He came in as a representitave of the newly formed corporate Empire to rate my operations lol! It was a good visit though, productivity is up! We took over 40 more unknown star systems! Stock in the dark side of the force and the Empire is up 60% year over year I even blew up a 2 rebel bases (sorry Pete one of them was The Strand book store and the other was at Sid Vicous's old apartment! Vader was in a great mood (he had to have gotten his tax return.) Vader and I talked about new plans for the Death Star. We are thinking about profit share, a gym, coffee bar, strip joint, and a nursury to satisfy all of the mothers that work with us on the Death Star. We also have a new laser on the other side of the Death Star so we can blow up two planets at the same time! Lastly, our art and advertising department is painting a skull and crossbones on the outside of the Death Star to make it more menacing to people and more inviting to Pirates!

I hate collection agencies!!!!!
Yesterday one of my credit card companies called me at work to tell me that I owe them 220 dollars to be up to date with my payments. I just got my bonus check and I was happy that I would not have to postdate the check for the first time! lol). So I told her that I would be happy to make the payment at that time using check by phone whick I always use to pay them. She said "The payment computers are down." I said, would you like me to pay by credit/debit card? She said they are doing upgrades on the system and would not be able to take the payment at all." I said than what the hell did you call me for? What would you like me to do Fed-ex myself to your hick ass state with cash to pay YOUR credit card off because YOUR payment computer is down! I HATE THESE PEOPLE its like they have nothing better to do than call me for no reason. Does anyone have any stories to tell about bad telemarketer or collection agency?

Old ladys on the train
I hate old ladys on the train!!!!!!!!!! I think that they formed some cult together with the intentions of stealing all available seats on the train!!!!! I was inches away from getting a seat this morning and some old woman scooted over one seat over towards my seat entry and blocked me so SOME other fogey could sit down!!!! Even if I did get the seat this old woman would have hovered over me, grunted and stared at me until my heart would have gave in and I would have given her the seat anyway. You cant win with these people! I say that we should launch a strike against the MTA that bans old people from the trains for good. Why are they on the trains anyway they should be playing Bingo at the local VFW anyhow. Where are they going to at 8 am, I know they are not going to work lol. I work 54 hours a week and I feel like a 75 yr old man right now does that justify a reserved seat on the train every morning? Anyway, the whole point of this Blog is to ask this question, is this blog better than Pete's blog? Is it angrier than the man himself "Mr. Milo." And finally, when you look at me from the side do I look like Clint Eastwood?

Man how I want to kick this guy's website ass!
Just as a point I want to beat Peter Milo's web site. I am going to need suggestions.
Should I
A)Build a site that might be better than Pete (assuming I have enough NERD intelect to actually be good at something like this)
B)Shut down the MATRIX that runs Pete's website (if I have a chance to contact the architect)
C) Hurl a live warhead at Pete's apartment and home I get his WHOLE head in the shot.
D) Get a hero at Blimpies.

Ill let you fine people decide the fate of Petes website.