1. Rachel gawked as Mike walked by her.

2. Mike gawked at Rachel as she quickly took the seat next to him.

3. Rachel went into hysterics when Mike talked to her

4. We all went hysterical when we found out Rachel had stalked Mike without us

5. Rachel was inspired by every work Mike spoke.

6. When Mike left the room Rachel loped around his seat and refused to let anyone sit there, claiming if they did so his esence would be lost.

7. Rachel was anything by reserved about how deep her feeling for Mike ran.

8. Rachel chased away the rugged manish girl talking to Mike.

9. Rachel broke into a sarcastic frenz when someone asked her if she liked Mike.

10. Rachel’s thoughts about her relationship with Mike were momentarily shattered when he asked her to get out of his closet and to take the little camera in the window with her.

11. Rachel was spurreed on at the thought of how Mike would react when she magically pulled flowers out of her pants and handed then to him.

12. Rachel had a tendency to repeat evey word Mike said back to him.

13. Rachel only vaguely talked about things other then her intimate feelings about Mike and the romantic stories about their dates which she had made up and then told everyone about

14. I could only vaguely remember who it was that was madly in love with Mike

15. Everynight around midnight Rachel athwarts through Mikes yard.

16. Rachel had a plan to get Mike drunk and then they will get a nuptial licence and marry in Vegas.

17. Rachel’s adversarys are made up of anyone who comes within 10ft of Mike.

18. Rachel transgressed and hid in Mike’s closet.

19. Disguised as his therapist, Rachel councled Mike and convinces him to break up with his girlfriend.

20. Rachel was in anguish when Mike put a restraining order on her.

21. Rachel claims that Mike has the best disposition ever and that she has falled in love with his secretive side.

22. Rachel worships Mike and holds him and his hair in high esteem.

23. Mike was such an inspiration to Rachel that she wanted to be just like him.

24. Rachel happily loed across Mike’s lawn greedily clutching his clothing.

25. Rachel was anything but reverved about how she felt about Mike.

26. On the way to the store Rachel detoured around Mike’s house and peeried into his windows until the cops peeled her off the glass.

27. Rachel gawked at Mike whenever he came into sight.

28. Rachel broke into hysterics when Mike’s mom refused to give her the clothes her son had been wearing.

29. Rachel was ignorant to the fact that Mike really didn’t like her in "that way" and that quite frankley was scared to death by her obsessive stalker-like wayts.

30. Rachel’s dreams of herself and Mike together were unable to be shattered.

31. Mike’s frightened girlish screams only spurred Rachel on in her quest to get his clothes.

32. Rachel had a tendency to frighten others with her obsessive manner toward Mike.