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I was just sitting here admiring my site and listening to music when I noticed something really fucked up. Look at what fucking "Angelfire" put on my site? What the fuck is this advertisement?

For those of you who are blind, it reads: "Recycle-a-bike - Recycle-a-bike is a non-profit organization dedicated to youth development in New York City.

Why the fuck did that ad get put on my site? It makes no sense. How do you recycle a bike? If it's broken, then it's no longer a bike, and hence, the message should be "Recycle". Then it says "dedicated to the youth... ". At this point, I got the message. They want to support the youth in New York City by given them my bike. Me. Of all people, they want to ask me, and my readers to give our bikes to the juvenile delinquents of NYC. Fuck that shit. I'm not shipping my bike to America just to give those faggots something to be happy about. What about my happiness? Why aren't bikes being shoved through my mailbox, or being delivered to me? Why must America get everything? They already have 50% of the worlds wealth. Why must they take my mother fucking bike!?

I think the true message is that America wants everything. Even some kids bike. Why do NYC kids get bikes? Why not the kids in India? Surely they are worse off. I'll bet the worst case scenario in NYC is some kid who just popped a pimple and fucked his girlfriend too hard that she died. In India, some kid just popped a boner and ran out of blood, whilst his girlfriend is getting fucked by the same American kids father, who went over to India using his kids bike money to fuck an Indian chick. The whole world is screwed up I tell you. When I become king, I'm going to crush America.

CIA agents and American spies are reporting this page to their supervisors, not realising I'm just a 17 year old kid.