Today, whilst I was playing a game, I had my shit stolen. My shit contained: a bag, a book, a diary, some BoA* pictures, and my calculator. The faggot graciously left behind my umbrella, so I wouldn't get wet while I walked home, bagless. Little did he know, that the place had surveillance camera's, and that now, his video footage of chicken-shitly robbing me, is in the posession of the police. I stalked around the arcade, armed with an umbrella ready to pound his face in if i saw him.
He is such a fucking retard he can't even get a job, he must go around robbing teenagers. Obviously, he knows the inards of a teenagers bag is worth more than his life, because now he is a dead man. I will devote all my waking hours (24) each day hunting him down.
I don't need to sleep, I don't need to eat. I will wait in front of Bluehouse for him every day until he is dead. I won't get lonely, I'll have my machette to keep my company. Come back and fight me mother fucker! I dare you! Chicken shit junkie.
It wouldn't piss me off so much if I knew the money was going to something worthwhile, ie: the destruction of mimes, the death of the royal family, or the gassing of all old people, but, in all probability, my possesions are going right into his forearm, (or to let him buy facepaint and chop off his vocal cords to become a fucking mime), so he can get high. This really shits me off.
I told my friend, who works in the store, to lookout for the faggot (whom me have on video). When he sees him, he isn't going to ask for my bag back, he is going to introduce to the faggot a little something called "Pineapple". For those of you who don't know what "Pineapple" is, consider yourselves fortunate. He has already used "Pineapple" to scare the fuck out of shitfucks who hang around arcades with nothing better to do.
I can't wait to meet the arsehole. I am going to mess his shit up so much. I am going to dragon kick him in the mouth, and take a PVC pipe to his chops... After I slice off his balls with my trademark "samurai dragon swords". Nobody taxes shit from me... FUCK I'm pissed off.
