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So here I am sitting at my computer, I'm ever so bored, and decide to go play Half-Life. After finishing it eighty-six times on ultra difficulty using only the crowbar, in 2 minutes, I decide to go check what the commoners are doing.

I see some fool had messaged me. I hate when people message me continuously, thinking that if I don't respond, I'm scared of them. This guy is the definition of my hate. He uses clever acronyms such as "sicc" for "sick", and "teh" for "the".

Here is what he typed in the two minutes I was owning:
zero_569@hotmail.com says:
so you gonna take on my mega-sicc miata?
zero_569@hotmail.com says:
300k
zero_569@hotmail.com says:
no?
zero_569@hotmail.com says:
you are teh n00b wuss
zero_569@hotmail.com says:
aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
zero_569@hotmail.com says:
wait till zyk hears bout this
zero_569@hotmail.com says:
hes gonna roll you

Here are some things you can tell from this short log:
-I have deleted the fool, he is too annoying to be on my list.
-He has a disfunctional brain.
-He thinks he's good.
-He looks up to this person called "zyk".
-This person "zyk" is going to roll me (yeah right, I rule too much to be rolled).
-He obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.br> -He is gay.
 

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