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I have been studying chemistry these holidays, and I've come to a decision. I think I will become a sacrificial anode. The more I think about it, the more sense it makes.

I'd get all the elements first, and that means I can ionise. Ionisation is cool, just ask anybody. I'd also protect (and/or) sacrifice myself for, the cathode, and the cathode just happens to be a super hot chick, so I win both ways. I get the elements I want to become cool, then I take a hit for the girl (who doesn't want the elements because she's a pussy).

Then I'd take those elements and make them into diamonds, then make them into a necklace for her, then she'll be all like "Oh! Fuck me David!", and I'll be like, "Alright." And then I'd fuck her. Every day I'd collect more diamonds and fuck her harder.

Being a sacrificial anode rocks.

I'm losing it.

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