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This is something you'll typically find on a porn site.

Our Movies are 100% FREE but are protected by Universal Pass. Do not let this discourage you from entering the Free Archive Section and Read on!

Universal Pass is the Best FREE Age Verification System. All you got to do is apply for your Free Password using your credit card number as proof that you're of legal age to view adult material. As simple as that!

Don't worry! When you enter your credit card number, you will be on a secure server! The Universal Pass secure servers are safer than buying from a retail store!

Universal Pass will NEVER release your personal information to anyone! You will NEVER be charged for your entry to my archive. You will just have to apply for a New Password!

Last, but not least, your pass will give you access to other sites' movie archives. It's more than any paysite could offer you. Just try it!

Here is the non-bullshit version.

Our Movies are not FREE but protected by Universal Pass. Do not let this discourage you from entering the Archive Section and Read on! (<-- They know everybody is about to go bash a porn star right about now.)

Universal Pass is bullshit. All you got to do is bend over using your credit card number as proof that you're of legal age to get raped. As simple as that!

Don't worry! When you enter your credit card number, you will be immediately raped, we pride ourselves on draining all your money before you can call the company to freeze your card! The Universal Pass servers are faster than superman!

Universal Pass will then release your personal information to everyone! You will always be charged for your entry to their archive. You will also have to apply for a New asshole!

Last, but not least, your pass will give you access to other sites' movie archives. Because, after paying two thousand dollars, you will realise our site has nothing good. Looking forward to raping you. Just try it!

I can't believe how full of shit porn sites are. How stupid would you have to be to give them your credit card number? Of all things, they subtly ask for the one thing that could cost you money.

The most common links you'll see are "FREE" or "NO-CREDIT CARD REQUIRED", then you'll click, and that bullshit will come up. Load of shit I tell you... Mimes, the lot of them.

people came to this site looking for porn. people are now clicking on the link in the picture, hoping for porn. people are idiots.