I am so fucking pissed off right now it's not funny. I'm pissed off about the way people are, they are so fucking retarded. I also hate how my computer is functioning, the thingy at the bottom on the screen is flashing blue, my eyes are flashing red. All I see is red now. I'm listening to songs... Holy mother of fuck, there was just a pop up, and now my site refuses to load, but shows a picture of this person.

I'm listening to music that makes me need to take a crap, I'm clenching my fists so tight blood is gushing out. Oh my fucking god I'm pissed off. Holy Fucking fuck. Why the fuck is everything so fucking gay? I hate people who put stupid shit on their MSN nicknames ie: I am tired, I'm lonely, I'm hungry, I am bored, I am away, I am sad. Nobody gives a flying fuck about you, do the world a favour and step in front of moving traffic. I also hate people who look like somebody just shit on their face, ie: everybody on television.

I also hate Missy Elliot. I can't believe I have her song on my computer, how the FUCK did it get on MY computer? Work it? I'll fucking work a screwdriver into her face. And another singer I hate, that girl who sings the milkshake song, with the saggy tits, "Stop shaking them!". Nobody wants your milk, you will die shrivelled and alone. I also hate songs that make me need to take a crap, they are so horribly shit, they send me running to the toilet. Who the fuck can stand there and record a song that grotesque without shitting themselves?

(^a picture contributed by a friend called "Ozstrider" after he read this article, don't bag his name, he's mentally unstable. He has just informed me he wants to be called "Ruddiger". Who am I to argue with a person who makes no sense? Ruddiger it is.^)

Fuck I hate mimes, they haunt me in my sleep. I had a dream that mimes were listening to Missy Elliot, shaking around their milkshakes, and typing stupid shit onto their computer. They do it just to haunt me, fuck them. I hate mimes, and all things living. I am so pissed off, I just want humanity to freeze slowly, then burn, and die. If I was fucking a girl right now, I'm pretty sure her vagina would just blow up.

I am the definition of rage, FUCK why won't my keyboard work properly? I had to delete 3 characters for this sentence, that is fucking annoying shit. My keyboard was made by a mime.

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