People bore me. Why the hell are they so boring? Honestly, have you ever tried talking to somebody seriously? I walked up to a mime and started talking to it, all it did was stare at me. I then walked up to the bum around the corner, and all he could do was stop from throwing up on me. The only decent conversation I can have is with myself. Everybody else sucks.
I got tired of trying to socialise, so I went home and sat next to the wall. Then I hear all this bullshit about the rain forcast on the weather report, so I take my umbrella and walk outside, I saw the mime's face peeling off, and the bum choking to death on his own spew.
Don't watch KFC's new commercial. I would honestly rather gargle a bucket of horse manure than socialise with that feeble old man, who tries, in vain, to be cool with the "Touch of Death" hand sign. Do me a favour bitch, use it on yourself and end your own misery, along with the misery of millions who have to choke on that horseshit you try to pass off as a commercial.
People may think I'm being harsh, well people can suck my dick. I'm not being harsh, that old fag pisses me off. If you like him, go suck his dick. You have two options, suck my dick, or suck his dick, if you suck his dick, I'll make sure he's dead, so you have to suck a dead dick. How would you feel? Stupid shithead.
Speaking of toilet paper, why the fuck does everybody bitch and moan about toilet paper? If you haven't heard everybody bitch and moan about it, chances are, you're a snob who only wipes his ass with silk, try sandpaper, maybe that will reduce your ass size, instead of the liposuction you always get, fucking rich snobs.
I say we should nuke it all. The other day, I heard the Russians tilted the Earth with one of their nukes, fucking Russians, play roulette with me? I'll fucking massacre your whole country/nation/continent or whatever the fuck you guys are now. Faggots. Anyway, they tilted the earth with half a nuke, I wish they had shot a full nuke, maybe that way, we could have blown up some shit, instead of just move some shit. Typical Russians, make vodka too, the weakest alcohol known to man, also make a weak ass nuke.
Politicians shit me over as well. They're all so old, how can they govern a nation of people who are younger than them, and smarter than them. All they do is sit in a coloured room all day making laws to discriminate against asians and monkeys. Fucking bastards, should all be flayed. How does it feel huh? Bitches! HAHAHAHAH!
You can all choke on blood clots and have seizures while you masturbate a dog. Serves you all right stupid school try to teach me stupid bullshit that wastes my time why can't they just all shovel shit into their mouths' and get it over with it's what they wanted at the start anyway stupid muggles always laughing laughing at me because I'm better than them, well next time it'll be my turn not to invite you to my birthday party HAHHAHA!
x 10^1000000 people suck.