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I used to want an iPod, then I came to my senses and realised how much they suck, and how gay the producers of the iPod are. Don't get an iPod.

First of all, they cost too much. For 450 dollars I could have gotten a discman, a burner, and cable internet for a while. Thats enough for me. All you iPod/mp3 fanatics out there, don't email me and say "BUT A DISCMAN SKIPS LOL". No shit they can skip, but I can shock absorb with the money I save from not buying an iPod. Fuckwits. I hate people.

Secondly, they fuck you over for years to come. I just found out that the batteries from an iPod are the rechargable type that you can't buy anywhere else. I like to call it a Pod battery, aka, Apple-Wants-To-Fuck-You-Up-The-Ass-After-You-Buy-The-iPod-Some-More Battery, or AWTFYUTAAYBTiSM Battery for short. The reason the Pod battery is so gay is because you cannot recharge it after one year. After one year, the battery will die, and you have to send it back to Apple to get a new battery. But wait, there's more penetration of the anus to come. The new battery isn't covered by their warranty, and you have to fork out an extra 100 bucks to get it. I worked that out on paper. iPod = 450, Battery = 100 x years. Total = You're an arsehole for buying an iPod.

I'm willing to bet that iPod's are made by mimes. Those evil midget faggots suck out the battery juice and use it to annoy people. I wish all mimes would die.

Thirdly, Apple suck, get a WeWa! mp3.

All the people who got an iPod need to put cyanide into the battery port (JUST OPEN IT!), and send it back to Apple. That way, when the evil midget mimes open them up, they get bent over and raped in return for their evil deeds. Fucking mimes.

Only motherfuckers buy iPods, if I had one, I'd take a sledgehammer to my face, as some of you who have iPods should do. Hell do it even if you don't have an iPod, I hate people, and I hate ugly motherfuckers.

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