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Hamlet is the coolest mother fucker ever.

His old man got fucked over by his brother, who decided to marry his mother, and this pissed all over Hamlets shit. So he decides to get revenge on everybody, even motherfuckers who just sit around doing nothing.

So he pretends to be mad, as he is cool, and being mad shows this. He gets everybody thinking he is mad, and fucks everybody over. His bitch, Ophelia gets totally fucked, her dad, Polonius, gets stabbed and thrown away, then Hamlets tells Ophelia to fuck off, he only used her for sex, so she decides to take a swim, and being a stupid dumb bitch, she forgets to come up for air and dies.

At this point, her brother is having sex in another country and feels like coming home. He comes home and finds his whole family massacred. The king/uncle of Hamlet tells Laertes, that Hamlet was the one responsible for the death of his whole family. You can tell he is mega pissed at this stage, he is so pissed off he challenges Hamlet to a fencing duel. But there's a catch, he's going to fuck up the tip of the rapier to rape Hamlet some more.

At this point, Hamlet had slagged off at his mother, fucked up his mind talking to a ghost, fucked a girl and dumped her (Go Player!!), made up his own play, contemplated suicide, let his uncle know his plan just for the fun of it, got his two friends executed, and talked to himself a bit, you can just feel how fucked up he is getting.

So he fights Laertes like he said he would, and he gets fucked over. He isn't happy with this, so he goes around and fucks everybody over. At the end, everybody is dead, and this lost fool called Fortinbras comes in and takes over Denmark.

We need more plays like this these days, too many people are allowed to live, we need somebody like Hamlet fucking everybody's shit up. Everybody is too peaceful watching shit like "Sound of Music". We need more shows like Rambo, and more games like Contra. They were the best thing ever. Hamlet was even better, it had everything, ghosts, swords, blood, murder, sex, revenge, betrayal, and a whole lot of fucking shit up. I would be a great Hamlet, I'd fuck everybody's shit up, including yours.

people agree, I would make a great Hamlet.

Here is Hamlet fucking up his mothers face, he shows no mercy to anybody, not even his mother. He looks a lot like he is going to eat her face soon. What a cool fucker.

Look out Hamlet! Ophelia is trying to get you to love her, ditch the bitch before she becomes too attached.

There was even a game about Hamlet, where you walk around distracting people, so that you can blow shit up with a cannon. How cool is that!?