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I was watching a game of golf the other day when I saw Tiger Woods headbutt Greg Normal in the balls. They fought for a few hours and then made it to the 18th hole where Greg Normal castrated Tiger and put his balls into the sack. He then made love to this lady called Lady and had four offspring all which he called Tiger Woods in memory of how he got laid (by killing Tiger Woods).

Meanwhile, Tiger Woods is playing golf without balls because he wasn't really dead, he just pretended to be dead because he's a fag. He built up his golf skills and returned to the WWF tournament as No Balls. With no balls to hit, he got a hole in one every single tee-off and Greg Normal was mega pissed so he chucked a hissy fit and kicked No Balls in the balls.

No balls laughed it off thinking he had no balls to be kicked, but then he grew a pair because he was so manly and then he lost them again.

Totally shattered he killed himself after eating Greg Normal's family. Greg Normal was so shattered he killed himself after eating No Ball's newly regnerated balls which he kicked off.

Even if all this awesome death and destruction and evil had occured during a golf tournament, I'd rather watch static, since golfers have no balls and eat each others balls.

I don't care how contradictory you think that story is, you should eat shit and shit rice anyway.

people play golf.