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I propose a Fight Club, anybody who wishes to join, email me.

Here are the basic rules:
- There must be at least 5 members.
- We always fight other fight clubs, never within our own club.
- We always fight fights we can win, ie: fight old men in scoooters, mimes, or groups of less than 5.
- We try to recruit as many people as we can.
- We fight bigger groups when we have more people.

Those are the ground rules. We are not gangsters, we are just people who are angry and want to inflict pain on others, but not unto ourselves. Brad Pitt's fight club was stupid, you got hurt in there, my fight club rules, we just hurt others.

I think we should call the fight club Korax. People who don't agree with me will have to fight with my fight club.

On the off chance we meet a black belt who can take on more that our pack moves around in, we shoot him. We take no chances at getting hurt. While he (not she, as girls suck and cannot become black belts) is waving his nunchucks, we pump a round into him. That should stop us from getting hurt.

Also, we must make sure we are not predjudiced against other groups. We must fight everybody. I was thinking we should start off with anorexic girls in wheelchairs, then move on to old people on scooters, then onto mimes, then maybe some fat chicks, then some more mimes. By then, our group should be quite big, and then we can fight the army.

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