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I was walking along the street today when I thought of a neat idea... It was a poor person that inspired me... This person had probably lost everything, due to gambling problems, alcohol problems, stealing, etc.

I would like to make that person feel better, if only for a second. I pictured the person finding a suitcase filled with money... Millions of dollars, enough to have a second chance at life... I would just love to see their face light up and tears develop in their eyes.

As they kneel down and thank god, I would feel good. Then just as they walk off, to deposit their money, I would love nothing more than for them to slip on a banana, or a puddle, or something that can be slipped on, and fall over... suitcase with millions of dollars flying through the air. Then the suitcase... landing directly on their head, smashing their brains to bits... Seeing something like this would totally and utterly make my day, as I would see somebody die at the peak of their life, and I would also get a suitcase (blood-stained) and millions of dollars.

people should eat own their faces.