The Naked Jessica incident happens (and you know she does this on purpose, the slut..) when Jessica is riding through Toon Town with the Actual Bob Hoskins in an animated taxi. The taxi runs into a lamp post, the two are thrown from the car, Jessica twirls around from the momentum, which just happens to make her dress rise up. Kind of like Marilyn Monroe, but SHE'S A CARTOON. For four frames of this spinning, her underwear disappears, and you can see what looks like her vagina. The clearer of the four frames are above.
Parents who bought Disney's "The Little Mermaid" home video felt a bit butt-fucked to see a pretty fucking good rendition of a penis on the front cover.
Rumours started circulating shortly after the release of the video cassette edition of "The
Little Mermaid" that the penis had been deliberately drawn by a disgruntled Disney artist who'd been told he'd be laid off at the end of the prject and was under pressure to hurry it up. Disney was quick to say that the resemblance between the castle spire and "a pretty fucking good rendition of a penis" was purely a coincidence, and that the guy really didn't really work for them, really. And that nobody was unhappy or being fired. Everything is Happy in the Magic Kingdom! Faggots.
Next we see Lady Bianca and Bernard charter a flight on their Albatross friend and are flying through the city. As they pass the windows of an apartment building, a woman can be seen standing at one of them naked from the waist up. Well, sort of seen. It was pointed out that judging by the reaction of Lady Bianca and Bernard, they sure saw it. But until Disney made the announcement that these shocking and unacceptable two-frames had been found in the movie, pretty much no one knew. Unless you were sitting and looking at the movie frame by frame, you wouldn't have seen it since it went by in less than half a second.
About halfway through "The Lion King', Simba, Pumbaa, and Timon are lying on their backs, looking up at the stars. Simba goes over to the edge of the cliff and flops back down. Some dust goes flying into the air. The dust mingles around, swirling in a puff, just a lazy pattern spelling sex.
