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Tonight I watched a fucking awesome movie, it was called "The Demolition Man". At first, I thought it'd be about some guy with a demolition ball destroying buildings, but it was much better than that. It was like taking chocolate (the original ball of destruction notion), and shitting on it, then realising that behind the guy who is eating your shit, is a fucking hot chick who is totally getting off over another hot chick.

The movie starts off in 1996, where this bad-ass mofo is killing everybody who sets foot in his part of the city (he is my type of guy). Then this "demolition man" comes and catches him, but ends up killing a group of old people on the bus in the process (all good).

The law decides that these people should be frozen, so they can wake up in the future and mess up all the tree-hugging, vegetarian, miming, ugly mother-mofo's of the future. They do just that. A scene I like is where the bad-ass mofo just throws a helpless mime through a sheet of glass to get some guns, fuck yeah!

Another scene I particularly enjoyed is when the "demolition man" was sick of the fuck detector, (a machine that prints out a fine whenever you say fuck and other profanities) so he goes and says fuck about 50 times to it, grabs the paper and wipes his ass with it, fucking hell yeah!

This movie is so fucking awesome it doesn't even have a story line, basically everybody just winds up dead and lying in a pool of their own blood.

people died within 20 seconds of the start of "The Demolition Man"