Free the Lobsters Campaign
Help Free the Lobsters!
After a long, well-thought out discussion, I am proud to say that my lunch table has come up with a "Free the Sandusky Lobsters Campaign." We've come to the conclusion that lobsters are not treated fairly and that they should be set free to wander the shores of Lake Erie until they die from natural causes.
Here is a picture of a Lobster in it's natural habitat.
This poor lobster might have a home and family of his own.
Please don't take that away from him.
Our elite group has spotted lobsters in two known locations. The first being Meijer and the second being Red Lobster (who would of thought.) After many discussions, however, we have decided to first go after the lobsters at Red Lobster because they suffer a much more torturous death than those at Meijer. The unfortunate lobsters that are being held captive in Red Lobster, I am sad to report, suffer from agonizing pain when they are murdered. When the lobsters from Meijer are chosen to die, they are simply hit on the head with a heavy object. However, when a lobster from the Red Lobster is selected to be someone's dinner, he is thrown in boiling water while he is still living. That's right. He's being boiled alive. So if you ever get the chance, please be sure to help out these poor lobsters before its too late!
Live lobster distributors from around the country (okay, okay, just the Sandusky area) won't know what hit them when they begin to find their precious lobsters missing.
Sure, it may look like an innocent restaurant,
but deep within it's kitchen,
lies death to many unsuspecting lobsters.
Lobster Facts:
-A female lobster is called a hen.
-When a lobster weighs around one pound it's called a chicken.
-When lobsters are crowded into tight quarters they become cannibalistic.
-The largest lobster ever caught weighed over 44 pounds.
And remember everyone....
Love lobsters,
don't eat them.
Taken from Local Newspaper:
....local business owners became distraught last weekend when they found that they were missing, of all things, a large amount of live lobsters. Meijer reports to be missing four lobsters whereas Red Lobster is missing seven, making the number of missing lobsters come to a grand total of eleven. "I don't understand why anyone would want to steal our lobsters," the assistant manager of Red Lobster said on Monday when they discovered that they were missing their lobsters. "Whoever did this will pay," added a regular customer of Meijer. Suspects are four students of a neighboring town. One of these students has been found to have a webpage dedicated to the cause but is unreachable by phone, e-mail, and fax. If anyone has spotted any of these eleven lobsters please contact your local authorities immediately.
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Original Plan by: Lindsay, Ryan, Sandra, and Me
Copyright 2004 Silver Conspiracy
