Shine up your boots (and/or robot suit), it's time to march. On Saturday, October 25, there will be an international march on Washington D.C. protesting against U.S. militarism. Find out more info by visiting the International Answer link ever so conveniently located on this page.
Stu McHenry, you are a dead man. You need to pay me. It's been months since I took your order and nobody else is going to fit into this XL, except maybe my mastiff "Hamish", if I had a mastiff named "Hamish". That's not the point. The point is I'm a passivist who is willing to use violence on your ass so it will cough up the money. Seriously, I'm going to just keep kicking you in the ass until your asshole becomes so unhealthy, it begins to cough. Oh and cough it will. Not only will the normal excretory product be ejected from your anal cavity, but so will a few major organs, nachos, an ashtray, a telephone cord, and your beloved little hamster. You better hope in all that mess there's $11.50. Oh and I forgot to mention--I will be taunting you with cheesecake and blasting "Monsta Jamz" during the entire procedure.
So many charities, so little money. Central Asia Institute was suggested. They promote literacy, women's vocational skills, and awareness of public health and environmental issues through community initiated education programs in mountain regions of Central Asia. Although I support everything they do, it's not exactly what I'm looking for. It's an admirable organization, so visit its site in the links section. Anyways, feed me suggestions for charities to donate to...it is your money.
$212!!! Yeah, that's right...well give or take some cents. That's amazing! I've sold $212 worth of merchandise! A big thanks to Vera Vixen for the pins, Alea for EVERYTHING and of course all of my customers. Meanwhile, back at the ranch... I have two Men's Smalls that I need to sell. Spread the word and search for potential customers.
UH-OH! Notice that is in all capital letters. The International ANSWER link was taking you to http://www.internationalanswer.com. It was supposed to take you to http://www.internationalanswer.org. If you visit those sites, you'll notice there is a huge difference between the two. I'm sure you can imagine the look of devastation on my face when I was checking my links. I'm so sorry. I usually pay attention to detail, you know, being a Virgo and all.
Hurry, hurry! The week of April 20 will soon be here. The official price for all shirts is $11.50. I would like to collect all of the money before my printing date, which is at the end of April. Oh, and sign the guestbook you bastards.
Oh how I do love my customers! I dropped off around 13 shirts today for my 13 lovelies. All orders need to be placed by the beginning of the week of April 20. Buy a shirt, buy my love.
Hello, hello. I am such a patient gal. I hope you're a patient gal also. Shirts take 3-4 weeks until they're ready, but I can have the pins available sooner. The prices for pins are $1.00 each and the shirts may range from $10.00-15.00. They will probably be black with white print. I heard the protest colors were black and yellow though. Oh well, some of you may not be anti-war and most of you probably won't want to resemble a bumble bee. It's a hard look to pull off, believe you me. Now what I need from all of you are orders. You can e-mail me at jovanasarver@hotmail.com and kindly type "Order" into the subject box. The sooner I recieve orders, the sooner merchandise will be available. Once that occurs, delivery occurs. Now I won't go too far into detail regarding delivery, but if I know you and see you often, then I will personally deliver your order. Otherwise, you will recieve your order through the mail. From the tongue of a poor soul, I regret to inform you that you will have to pay for your own shipping and handling. It's only fair. I do keep my merchandise at a reasonable price. This little tid bit should be encouraging--profits will be donated to charity. Which charity you ask? I'm still researching, but definitely one to rebuild Iraq and help its people. If you have a charity in mind, please e-mail me or mention it in the guestbook, which should be added by today. Patience, darlings, patience.
Welcome fellow anti-war?/anti-bush?/anti-saddam?/anti-bullshit protestors, revolutionaries, neo-hippies, or whomever you may be. I've heard a few good protest slogans here and there("Drop Bush, not bombs!"), but there's one that is superior in its excellency. It's catchy, thought-provoking, and is great in bed. Well, maybe I'm a little bias, so be it. I produced "YOU CAN'T SPELL WAR WITHOUT 'DUBYA'", during my most creative 25 minutes of the day, in an area of seclusion, comfort, and cleanliness. That's right, the shower. Now that I think about it, the shower really inspires wonderous things. A fine example would be "Standing in the Shower Thinking" by Jane's Addiction...truly a classic, my life translated into a song really. So I give you my slogan. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Also, wear it by purchasing shirts and pins. Prices, pictures, and ordering information shall be added soon. Until then, get naked...then hop into the shower and think.
Some Swingin' Sites
The physical similarities between Bush and chimpanzees are uncanny!
United for Peace
AWOL Although we can never understand the horrors of war, these pictures reveal some of the heart-breaking truth.
Iraq Peace Team
International ANSWER
Central Asia Institute
