Miscellaneous

Who are you?

Bernard LAI (Animal, Chinese Nigger, Le Con...)

bernardlc@hotmail.com

icq#: 2683043

Where are you from and where are you headed?

From Mauritius, AFRICA. Can't wait to set my feet in UK... (Wowwww long weekends at Amsterdam ;) )

Tell us a little about yourself...

Well i love competition in sports. Play basketball at Excellence Division level.

Simply love scuba diving... planning to become a diving instructor.

How did you meet Pat and how long have you known him?

This guy?! At uni.... been room-mates! This is as much as i can say :) Don't know how long now... but it's been a while, even though we very rarely keep in touch.

What do you think of him?

Ok let me blurt out "les 4 veritées": Pat is LAZY! Pat is very LAZY!

But man, he's a great guy to have around. Kinda miss this big baby... I don't know about you people, but Mr Pincon was the sneaky bastard of a friend you love to have around :)

Describe him in one sentence.

Simple guy and knows how to enjoy himself... really.

Any good embarrassing stories that require sharing?

I leave that to you Pat2... there's so many i'm sure you'd love to tell about me :P But don't make up stuffs! I know you too well... How about Uncle Tody's?!... Leave it to you from here.

Why are you answering these idiotic questions?

Cos you are a friend... and you are lucky you aren't here right now. I'd be kicking your face in! :D

Check out Bernard's pics!

Last Updated: 12th September 2003

Vital Statistics:

Age: 24

Date of Birth: 3rd March 1979

Star Sign: Pisces

Height: 1.77m

Weight: 64.10kg

Eyes: Dark brown

Hair: Black

Ethnicity: Islander (Chinese origin… Da Chinese Nigger)

Smoke?: Yah… spread the peace man!

Drink?: Yah...

Distinguishing marks:

Doesn't eat: N/A (I eat anything!)

Fave Quote: "It's a man's world man!" and "Kill or be killed… make for the kill man!"