You know you're in Neon Genesis Evangelion When...

...You realize that you 'Must not run away'

...Your giant robot won't do what you tell it.

...Giant aliens show up conveniently every episode... I mean, every week.

...A penguin moves into your fridge.

...Your cassette player can display track numbers on a little digital display.

...You cause the apocalypse. Again.

...You frequently see women with blue hair and do not know if it is dyed of not.

...Buildings begin sliding in and out of the ground.

...Thermal expansion gets you funny looks on the tube.

...Your giant robot goes out of control and gets you into lots of trouble with your dad.

...The people you work with make you wear skin tight Lycra suits, seemingly for no reason.

...People begin turning into yellow goo on a daily basis.

...Guys tell you they love you in the shower. And you don't punch them in the mouth.

...Flying robots eat your girlfriend.

...Your dead mother's spirit keeps saving your sorry ass.

...You sit on the floor like a baby when the apocalypse is happening around you. Again.

...Your dad has created a clone of your mother with the soul of an angel and he loves it more than you... Don't ask.

...You have only two friends. One's a jock and one's a nerd.

...Jacking off in front of a comatose 14-year-old doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

...Someone you know actually owns a Sega Saturn.

...Your reading an article called 'You know you're in Neon Genesis Evangelion When...'

Inspired by Jack Stephens' "You know you're in the Matrix when..."