Grandma! Grandma! Please let me in.
What you are doing is quite the sin!
Grandma! Grandma! Who's that man in your bed?
Did he enjoy it? Did you give him head?
Is grandpa sleeping?
Or is he weeping?
Is grandpa dead, come on granpa's not dead!
Why won't you give him head?
Why must the elderly sleep around?
Why must they make that screechy sound?
I just wanted to pour your apple sauce.
Not see you make a move on your son’s boss.
Grandma! Grandma! I am flabbergasted.
I am awe strucken by how long you lasted.
Grandma! Grandma! Your husband isn’t just a spare tire.
I know that your cancer is spreading like wild fire,
But grandpa still needs your love and affection.
It has been ages since his last erection!
I forgive you grandmother.
At least he wasn’t your brother.
Accidents are prone to happen in life.
But, you can’t cut steak with a butter knife.
In fact, you shouldn’t be chewing meat.
Replacing your dentures every month sure isn’t cheap.
Historian or not, she uses vidal sassoon shampoo. She can use my marbles anytime.
My marbles.
My marbles.
My marbles.
Anytime.