Get ready for a pop quiz.

A. Do you consider yourself:

1. Good Looking
2. Semi-Attractive
3. Ugly

B. Are you:

1. Working (does not include selling stolen roses on the street corner)
2. Unemployed
3. Homeless

C. Do you:

1. Own your own vehicle
2. Ride the Metro
3. Ride bicycle
4. Walk

D. Do you consider fun as:

1. Going out and doing something legal yet wild?
2. Going out and doing something illegal and wild?
3. Playing Nintendo and watching The Bold and the Beutiful re-runs?

E. Is your drink of choice:

1. Karjala-beer (Tuborg is also OK.)
2. Manhattan
3. Fernet Branca
4. Cough Syrup

F. Did you graduate:

1. Between the years 1968-1989
2. Between the years 1990-1996
3. Can't remember

G. Are you looking for:

1. Friendship, Penpal and Fun
2. One Night Stand
3. Date Rape

H. Do you:

1. Have a sense of humor
2. No sense of humor
3. barely breathing

If you have answered 1 to most of the questions, hell, I'll take a couple of 2's, you can e-mail me at any time.