Trav: Ok, White Lightning is often referred to as a cheap shitty "cider" aimed at teenagers who like to get cunted in parks and other outdoor environments before going home to mum and collapsing. It is.

Ok, first impressions. As soon as you open the lid the fuckin smell hits you like a wet fish slapped around your face by an epileptic. It is JANK. Admitedley the first time you try the stuff it's not so bad..but after a few years of drinkin the putrid shit it is BAD. The smell can only be described as shit..with a hint of apple.
The colour is more piss-like than white. Although the bottle is a nice shade of blue..get in. The drink itself tastes.....like feet. And is more chemicals than anythin'. This might explain why it is so easy to get pissed on. You can feel it eating away at your gut as you drink it and your liver just disolving.

BUT! This drink is a classic. Everyones tried it at least once before and you cant forget it's the tramps choice. The fact that it has such an infamous reputation and is so popular with tramps means that this booze is frankly legendary.

Conclusion

Taste: 2/10
Effect: 9/10
Hangover Potential: Fuckin high
Value for money: 9/10
Overall: 10/10..coz it's a legend.