The Moral of the Fly 


       There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a 
       pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since 
       her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate and ate and ate. 
       Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away. She 
       Had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground.  As she 
       Looked around wondering what to do now, she spotted a pitchfork leaning 
       up 
       Against the wall. 
       She climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that 
       Once she got airborne, she would be able to take flight.  Unfortunately 
       she was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when she hit the floor. 
       Dead. 

       The moral to the story is: Never fly off the handle when you know 
       you're full of shit.