TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN & WOMEN:
                        (and what they really mean).

Womens Reasons

10. I think of you as a brother.

(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
"Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.

(I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.

(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you
may hear phone calls from all the other guys i'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.

(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system",
much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.

(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.

(Even something as boring and unfulfillling as my job is
better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.

(I've sworn off only men like you.)

..... and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it
actually means)....

1. Let's be friends.

(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
details about all the other men I meet.

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MENS REASONS

In response......... the male perspective on the same issue.........

TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN..... (and what they really >>mean)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly..)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

.... and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it
actually means).....

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)